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Raevoyn
10-26-2006, 05:33 PM
Well how about that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop for and ask for directions.

You know pumpkin, now that you are thirteen, you'll be ready for un-chaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car---GO CRAZY!

What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--you know--that makes it run or something. We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Cez
10-26-2006, 06:09 PM
too true!

sally
10-26-2006, 08:46 PM
imagine all the little shits running around if that were true!!!

Bianca
10-28-2006, 07:39 PM
hey what are you talking about - my dad spoke like that all the time! ;) NOT