Raevoyn
10-26-2006, 05:35 PM
Version I
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version II
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
"Punctuation Does Count!"
An English professor wrote some words on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
He wrote: "Woman without her man is a savage"
The men punctuated the sentence as: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."
The women punctuated the sentence as: "Woman! Without her, man is a savage."
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version II
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
"Punctuation Does Count!"
An English professor wrote some words on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
He wrote: "Woman without her man is a savage"
The men punctuated the sentence as: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."
The women punctuated the sentence as: "Woman! Without her, man is a savage."