Raevoyn
10-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Women have more imagination than men do. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything we say. Everything we do.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything we say. Everything we do.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.