Patson
10-31-2006, 05:05 AM
> > A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the
> > wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying
> > at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still
> > alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
> > death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the
> > morning?"
> >
> > He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
> >
> > "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
> >
> > He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
> >
> > "But what about the smell?"
> >
> > "Just hold its nose."
> >
> > The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him
> > with died at the scene
> > wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying
> > at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still
> > alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to
> > death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the
> > morning?"
> >
> > He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
> >
> > "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
> >
> > He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
> >
> > "But what about the smell?"
> >
> > "Just hold its nose."
> >
> > The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him
> > with died at the scene