Peas
10-31-2006, 02:32 PM
A very confident James Bond walks into the bar and takes a seat next to an extremely attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?"
"No" replies James. "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
Intrigued, the woman asks, "A state-of-the-art watch?? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains: "It uses Alpha Waves to talk to me telepathically"
The lady says "What's it telling you now??"
Bond replies "It says you're not wearing any panties!!"
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am"
Bond tuts, taps the watch and says" Damn thing must be running an hour fast" :smiley36:
The woman notices this and asks: "Is your date running late?"
"No" replies James. "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
Intrigued, the woman asks, "A state-of-the-art watch?? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains: "It uses Alpha Waves to talk to me telepathically"
The lady says "What's it telling you now??"
Bond replies "It says you're not wearing any panties!!"
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am"
Bond tuts, taps the watch and says" Damn thing must be running an hour fast" :smiley36: