BOUNCED!!!!!!!

[Dantik]

this is a room to remember all the things we got caught doing...


etc: i hold the hillcrest record...the second night in hostel i jumped the fence with a few new friends and caught a lift to mutare greek club where we proceeded to get drunk. not knowing to me i then struck a conversation with an older woman( not to old )which lead to nothing. the night went well and we got back to hostel successfully without getting caught. the next day my first lesson was geo. i walken in and my teacher looked strangly familiar...haha shit, remember the older woman i had a chat with the night before...six cuts later i had learnt a valuable lesson, older woman are trouble

[Adam]

Coming from experience i agree older women are damn trouble.

[FerrariSucks]

Well the most things i used to try get away with at Vale was missing assembly, not from choice but because we were always late for school. It was no use handing yourself in because you would just end upwith Manual Labour. So we used to spend 30 minutes making sure prefects did not find us.


We thought we had found a good hiding placein Mr Grey's classroom because he didnt go to assembly either but after a while I think he turned us in.


One morning when we were hiding, along came to prefects whojust knew we were there and off we went for maual labour.


DAMN GRASSsmileys/smiley7.gifMr Grey!!

[Greenballs]

Gone are the days when feds were just as naughty as the students. We just got away with more!! Can't say what I was caught doing- I'm a married man now so guess I'll leave that for those dirty little imaginations out there, which are aplenty!

[Greenballs]

Shayne... I just noticed your newsignature... fuck sakes chap?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????

[Shayne]

Shayne... I just noticed your newsignature... fuck sakes chap?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????


HUH?

[biffon]

???

[TiGeR]

Ja, we're ALL confused Green...whats up?

[FerrariSucks]

there is nothing wrong witha bit of free advertising on your own site.

[sally]

i got caught with a ciggie in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other, i got into so much shit but didnt get expelled, i wasnt allowed to talk to guys and i was gated for 8 weeks, i was confinde to the hostel and i had to leave my room and do prep in the prep roo with the jrs!!! ahh the things we do!!!

[Greenballs]

Was talking about that shit SH had as a signature (if you'd call it that)- pleasuring himself in front of gay men... that's just too much information & just too fucking wierd???

[biffon]

right - that one


ok now i get you


as for sally - i think thats with liana was talking about when she said you were a skate -not that she wasnt one - she just never got caught





Her and Laura Lardner burke used to get up to all sorts of sh1t Edited by: biffon

[Greenballs]

BAd girls... Vale had a lot of those!!

[Shayne]

Was talking about that shit SH had as a signature (if you'd call it that)- pleasuring himself in front of gay men... that's just too much information & just too fucking wierd???


Thats Ferrari's signature dummy.

[Greenballs]

My apologies- could've sworn it was yours last week though?

[FerrariSucks]

Was talking about that shit SH had as a signature (if you'd call it that)- pleasuring himself in front of gay men... that's just too much information & just too fucking wierd???





It was on Shaynes, thats where i copied it from.

[biffon]

shayne - the master of deception as well as bullshit


well done - you were nearly home free with that one. haha

[Shayne]

It was on Shaynes, thats where i copied it from.





Hah ahaha what a load of bull. MY signature was Ferrari saying "Hmm, i could do with some man sausage about now" I couldnt believe he said it. So I quoted it and had to delete the post for fear of the homophobic persecution he may receive.http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/Forum/smileys/smiley18.gif


Ferrari then modified my signature and took it to the next level.

[FerrariSucks]

I only copied what i saw. I would never knowingly edit something as delicate as this statement.


I will however change it shortly since it has finally been mentioned.

[Greenballs]

You're all cooked little puppies regardless... let's keep it friendly (i.e. Hetro...)

[sally]

boys boys boys!!!!

[Dantik]

come on people this is no chat thread lets here the stories of times you have been caught doing random things.. haha and come on i know we all be caught doing things we REALLY should not have been doing...

[TiGeR]

No comment...OH OK, you forced me! after a wild nite @ a house party when i was still in uni. i was sitting on the stoep with another mate, trying to sober up/ something like it..anyway one of the neighbours had called the cops & the stupid clods had left their truck unmanned with the engine running & (HORROR of HORRORS!) the blue light flashing!...so...as one does in these situations, we exchanged glances (a look can often say SO much..) & before you could say "sponge bob is gay" we were in the cab & taking the police van for a spin...but...(as so often happens on these types of misadventure) i was DRUNK & stalled the thing..& we then passed out...about 100m from where they'd parked it...needless to say we were in MOERSE KUK!....community service dot com!

[Greenballs]

Now that wasn't very clever was it?

[FerrariSucks]

The things we do when we are plastered

[FerrariSucks]

Who has been in the nick (jail) then and how long were you in for????

[Greenballs]

Twice. First time was in Malawi (14 yrs old)- we stole sugar cane off this poor old granny on the side of the road and we were picked up by cops, thrown into the landy with our bikes and locked up for about an hour. The old man had to bail us for something stupid like 5 kwacha... and then I got a serious slap!! Would have been better in the cell.


Second time was in St. Petersberg (Russia). Got caught pissing on the side of the rd. Taken to central- tried to make a call and the cop took my battery out of the phone & gave it back to me. They pretended they couldn't speak English for about 2 hrs. Finally I was able to make a call and was eventually bailed out 4 hrs later!! Wankers- they just wanted a bit of greasing- scare the poor foreigner shitless and then bribe!!

[TiGeR]

Spent a bit of time in DB...kicked shit out of a TA drill pig who calledme a K4 during an interrogation exercise (i did it more because he was TA & a postman in real life than for the insult actually)...was DEFINITELY worth it...

[FerrariSucks]

Cops here in the UK are really cracking down on people pissing on the road. (I say people cause its not just the guys)


In Edinburgh they have toilets that come out of the ground at night.

[spuff]

I was in Virginia Beach, Virginia during the spring break, and got so
pissed on Hennesey brandy - I saw a club with a long queue of people
waiting to get in - it happened to be a club where I had met one of the
waitresses the night before - SO thinking in my state I had a divine
right to be there, full of braveheart, I tried to force my way in and
after being turfed away the first time, tried again after circling the
block.. and got arrested by rent a cop types (with big cable
ties...)for being "intoxicated in public."

I spent the whole night and half the next day in there due to
"processing delays" - bastards, I found out afterwards that the club
hadn't even opened yet, as it was 8:30pm!!

Wierd but quite a usefull experience...

[TiGeR]

funny how booze makes us do STOOPID shit huh...thats a bit distressing about the UK cops...after all, when you are a man, the WORLD is your urinal!