Bolty
11-02-2006, 06:50 AM
1. Did you fart, because you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the Afternoon.
10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them
5. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
8. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the Afternoon.
10. Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten.