me VS the boys.... lol [Archive]

Peas

11-03-2006, 02:36 PM

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
They don't have enough time

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They don't stop to ask directions

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Don’t know.....it never happened

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn :smiley36: :smiley36:

dallas

11-03-2006, 02:37 PM

sexist but hellava funny

Raevoyn

11-03-2006, 03:11 PM

You're looking for trouble! It's going to find you!

Cez

11-03-2006, 06:21 PM

very funny!

Richard

11-03-2006, 07:23 PM

up with number seven, you may want to check who invented the toilet... you girls would still be squatting on the grass..

calmc

11-04-2006, 08:25 AM

I'm with Richard!! I've never had a woman lift the seat when she was finished! You want our Job's, you want equality etc etc, but I don't see any women offering to open the car door for me, or pulling my chair out!!!!!!:smiley20::smiley20::smiley20:

chantillylace

11-04-2006, 10:44 AM

You guys can stop opening cars doors and pulling out chairs when you start giving birth to babies!

dallas

11-04-2006, 12:03 PM

Well said!!!!!! Ask me about it!!

Cez

11-04-2006, 06:40 PM

:smiley36: so true! can you imagine a guys giving birth... they die when they have a cold...:smiley17:

biffon

11-05-2006, 04:06 AM

oh please!
this is the same sex that cries when they cant lift heavy things and cuts their leg shaving??? Why do you think men couldnt handle child birth when men have a proven higher threshold to pain!????

just because we dont doesnt mean we wouldnt be able to!

sally

11-05-2006, 01:08 PM

I would love to see a guy giving birth!!!

Poison

11-07-2006, 12:01 AM

oh please!
this is the same sex that cries when they cant lift heavy things and cuts their leg shaving??? Why do you think men couldnt handle child birth when men have a proven higher threshold to pain!????

just because we dont doesnt mean we wouldnt be able to!

I agree with you there..

I know about pain, I have just been through the most painful days of my life..