dallas
11-03-2006, 02:42 PM
>John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
>life!, between the legs of me wife!"
>
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
>went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
>the night".
>
>She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
>beside me wife."
>
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
>corner.
>
>The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at
>the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I
>was a bit surprised myself. You know,
>he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
>the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>life!, between the legs of me wife!"
>
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
>went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
>the night".
>
>She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
>beside me wife."
>
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
>corner.
>
>The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at
>the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I
>was a bit surprised myself. You know,
>he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
>the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."