True Bravery!

[chantillylace]

True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted with a broom by your wife, and still having
the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"

[sally]

hahahaha, very funny!!

[Cez]

:smiley36: he had balls of steel - wonder how long they stayed attached, or where the broom ended up...:whistling:

[Raevoyn]

Also getting home drunk @ 5am, smelling of cheap booze, cheap perfume, tabacco, etc, getting into bed, slapping you wife on the arse and saying "You're next Bitch!"

[Cez]

:smiley3: did you do that?! that is almost certain death!!!:smiley36:

[Raevoyn]

A Gentleman never tells ......