Bianca
11-07-2006, 06:27 PM
A schoolteacher was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and
flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry"
"Yellow...............lemon"
"Green................lime"
"Orange...............orange"
Finally, he gave them Honey flavoured Lifesavers. After eating them for
few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and
flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry"
"Yellow...............lemon"
"Green................lime"
"Orange...............orange"
Finally, he gave them Honey flavoured Lifesavers. After eating them for
few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"