Pick up lines

[FerrariSucks]

For those not in a relationship, I thought the rest of us could all try help with pick up lines





Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!

I'm not wearing any pants.

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

[FerrariSucks]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

[Adam]

Lets play zoo, you be the lioness and i'll throw my meat at you!


Do you sleep on your stomach?(NO) well do you mind if i do!


Do you have some Zimbabwean in you?(NO) would you like some then!

[FerrariSucks]

Grab your coat you've pulled


Girl your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all day long.


If I said you had a beautiful body will you hold it against me

[FerrariSucks]

If you were a door I'll bang you

[Kirsty]

Don't try this pick up line that some guy gave to me!


Kirsty walks into "Sports Cafe"


Guy shouts across entire bar tome "Hey You want to sit on me face?"


Not a good pick up line!


Not knowing who this prick is, the shouting response he got from me across the bar for that horrible pick upline was: "Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?"

[Kirsty]

This pick up line that a guy I knew at college worked all the time for him. He was a big pimp. Bagged girls at bars in college all the time with this line:


"Hey nice shoes, you want to fuck?"

[Kirsty]

Some of those pick up lines are very good I must say. You'd have me laughing. And being able to make a girl laugh is key.

[FerrariSucks]

Classic, gets them all the time

[Greenballs]

Guy walks up to girl in a bar.


Guy: "Hey, I've got this special watch... it tells me secrets about people!"


Girl: "Yeah right... so what's it telling you know then?"


Guy: "It says that you're not wearing any underwear!"


Girl: "Ha, Ha... well, its wrong!!"


Guy: "Shit... I just noticed its an hour fast!"

[Dantik]

shall we go back to my place for sex andcoffee


girl replies no


why wat is wrong withcoffee

[FerrariSucks]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/57776/pick_up_lines/


check this dude out trying the seagul line

guys it worth watching

[Poison]

Lets name your right leg Xmas and your left leg Easter. Can I come visit between the holidays?


There's a party on at my house do you want to invite your pants to come on down?


Lets play House you be the door and I'll slam you.


Do you mind if I have your number as I seem to have forgotten mine.


Edited by: Poison

[biffon]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/57776/pick_up_lines/


check this dude out trying the seagul linesmileys/smiley5.gif


guys it worth watching








pity they didnt kiss for longer!!! smileys/smiley32.gif

[Poison]

Ya why didn't they kiss for longer


Imagine that.

[Richard]

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.(it does work)


is that a ladder in your stocking or the stairway to heaven?


we can talk about our kids over a drink?

[Greenballs]

Wanna Fuck...

[sally]

GB does that line work? have you tried it out before?

[FerrariSucks]

That always work.


At a specialist club:smiley36: :whistling: :smiley2:

[TiGeR]

That always work.


At a specialist club:smiley36: :whistling: :smiley2:

OH MY GREATNESS! :smiley3:

I'd be too scared of gettin kicked in the nuts to try THAT particular one! But i'll give you fellas a rep for the humour!

[Dantik]

haha ok honestly who has ever used one of these to get a chick home,
ok i could understand if poison had....lol

[Poison]

But I know you have... hahaha

[Adam]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/57776/pick_up_lines/


check this dude out trying the seagul line

guys it worth watching

eeeeeeeesh! sorry dude:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:

[vukenmuven]

That top looks very becoming on you! But if I were on top of you, I'd be cumming too.

[Shayne]

That top looks very becoming on you! But if I were on top of you, I'd be cumming too.

I think thats the best i have ever heard!

[vukenmuven]

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before!

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

My name's [:smiley35: ]That's so you know what to scream.

Your face or MINE!?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I'm drunk.

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean too?

Hi. Are you legal?

[Poison]

My name's [:smiley35: ]That's so you know what to scream.



HAHAHAAH thats a good one...:smiley36: :smiley36:

[izabokkeman]

do you believe in sex before marriage? (no) well i am married lets fuck

Come sit on my lap and lets tlk about the first thing that comes up (this works)

Hi

Lets play war, i willl lie on my back and you can blow me up.

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilised?

[vukenmuven]

What's your favourite meal? Mine's K.F.C ... juicy thighs, tender breasts, and hey, I'll even lick the box ... just call me Colonel!

[FerrariSucks]

What's your favourite meal? Mine's K.F.C ... juicy thighs, tender breasts, and hey, I'll even lick the box ... just call me Colonel!

its too long for me, I'll crack up half way through :smiley36:

[izabokkeman]

Or you could walk up to a fit hunnie, slap her on the arse and say you have two options kiss me or slap me. I tried this one as a random joke just to annoy someone trying it on with this girl and it actaully worked!!!!!

Fuck me if I am wrong but dont you want to kiss me!!!!!

[Poison]

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[Poison]

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

[Steve Scott]

Have used this one before......

"Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

[Greenballs]

Your Eyes Are Like Spanners... Every Time I Look At Them My Nuts Tighten!!!

[dallas]

If you dont think this is a good thread delete it but thought we could do pickup lines

What winks and f%$&s like a tiger?? :smiley2:

[Raevoyn]

Beauty is only a light switch away ....

[Nyala]

Didn't I see your photo in "Sports Illustrated" ? (- a sure winner)

[Bianca]

Do you want to see something swell?

[nightape]

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

[Patson]

ahhhhh ... hi i go to gym come home and u can feel my muscles :)

[Chick]

You look bored and I'm not busy, wanna rub skin ....

[Shifty]

Wanna play battleships and aeroplanes?

I'll be the battleship and you blow the hell out of me.. :smiley2: