Sports Off Topic

[Shayne]

This thread can be for general off topic comments about Sports.


Found some of this commentary and thought i would include it.
Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Weathergirl: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised me last night? Oh, hell! Are we still on air?"
Becky Mantin - BBC weathergirl, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't, to Black newsreader, Trevor McDonald

Astronomy commentator: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and it looks like he's just come in his shorts."
Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage

Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson: "Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself."

Running commentator: "Paula has a quick look between her legs and likes what she sees."

Motor Racing commentator: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix

Cycling commentator: "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing us what balls he has!"

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

At the rowing medal awards ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?!"


This made me laugh!!!!!


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[TiGeR]

Lovely!!!!

[sally]

Talk about putting your foot in it!!!

[Adam]

so any thoughts on the commonwealth games in melbourne this year?

[TiGeR]

7s rugby is sold out!

[FerrariSucks]

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/images/gifs/bomb.gif Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?!"





I always check my balls before I play tennis.

[Shayne]

I reckon 7's will be one of the most popular sports at the commonwealth games this year.

[sally]

I love rugby sevens!!!

[biffon]

7s rugby is sold out! smileys/smiley32.gif


thats great news for advocates of olympic rugby, hey its a great game to watch - fast paced and short so you don't get too bored.

[Shayne]

Anyone a NRL fan here? I support the Warriors (i can you laughing punk) but was uber impressed with the West Tigers win. A team of nobodies winning it was great. Even better was the historic league win over the Aussies 24-0 or whatever it was.

[TiGeR]

I am a bit of a 'leaguie' myself...LOVE the BIGhits & ball carrying, but it does become a bit one dimensional & 'gridiron' after a while...

[FerrariSucks]

No I am a Premiership/Champions League fan personally. But thanks for asking.

[Shayne]

We are talking aboutMAN sports here.

[TiGeR]

Maybe we should start a thread for Jessica sports like soccer?

[sally]

I hate soccer, all the guys are gay!!!!

[TiGeR]

I LOVE this girl!

[biffon]

beckham is GAY, beckham is Gay!!! [ haha i love it

[FerrariSucks]

he sure shags alot of women for a gay

[TiGeR]

No dude, gay as in his behaviour & mannerisms, not his sexual antics/ preferances...[

[biffon]

some homosexuals shag women because they dont want to be seen as sexually deviant.

[sally]

beckham is a closet gay!!!

[TiGeR]

He's a gay JESSICA! ....i hope that no one is married to or called or has a mom/ sister/ granny/ aunt/ cousin called Jessica!? if you do or are...SORRY for you! (JOKES!)

[sally]

Tiger, you funny cat!!

[TiGeR]

been called a smiley cat before, but not funny...first time for EVERYTHING 'eh!?

[sally]

that there is tiger!!

[TiGeR]

Hey Sal- hopw you feelin? All that flying & diving cant be good for your poor ears...

[sally]

tell me about it!! It is finally all catching up with me! Off work for a few days for infection to clear up!! I might have to go out and have a few "quiet ones" maybe that will help hey, now if i could only get out of bed with out feeling like i have had too many drinks!!

[TiGeR]

Well here's to a few toots & better health dude!

[sally]

here here and cheers to you!!!

[TiGeR]

So Sal, how about some pix of some of your hostie mates for the boys on the site? I remember meeting one or twenty hotties when i was over in 04...ok granted it was because i was with a couple of snr captains, but still...& how does this relate to Sport? Well...will get the boys' heart rates up, which is good!

[sally]

I will try and figure how to do it and post some pics ok

[TiGeR]

THATS what i'm talking about! You are a LEGEND Sal! On behalf of all the single boys- a VERY BIG MWAH!!!!!!!!!:smiley32:

[sally]

Aaa gees thanks mate

[TiGeR]

Oh you are SO welcome! Now get posting them pix! :dancingemote:

[Kirsty]

My goodness, never get in the way of someone doing the "long jump", my goodness.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11096

[biffon]

Sal all these promises of pics of you , your hostie mates, your horny lesbian housemate at it with some other chick....and no delivery... come on now get that digicam working!!!

[TiGeR]

Shoo hey Sal! I think that is what you call a crisis of expectation! :smiley36:

[Shayne]

France coach Bernard Laporte has directly told his New Zealand counterparts that the Kapa o Pango haka with its controversial throat-slitting gesture will not be welcome in France in November.

"] ("http://adserver.adtech.de/adlink|3.0|567|1065790|0|105|ADTECH;loc=300;grp=[group) http://www.rugby365.com/mediastore/graphics/syndications/rugby365a/spacer.gifNew Zealand play a two-Test series against the French in November, two Tests widely anticipated to be dress rehearsals for next year's Rugby World Cup final.
But Laporte is concerned that a national and world-wide audience unfamiliar with Maori protocol will not interpret the haka correctly.
"It's no good for the promotion of our sport," said Laporte.
"You cannot justify doing whatever you want."
After similar complaints from Wallaby coach John Connolly two weeks ago NZRU bosses said Australians needed to educate themselves about the haka, and the All Blacks representatives weren't backing down on Sunday.

[TiGeR]

the ABs are coming under fire from all sides at the moment on kapa o pango...guess jealousy makes ppl nasty...i see no problem with it...rugby is a contact sport & if ppl can talk about destroying you & other trash talk in WWF/ E or whatever its called now, why cant the ABs pretend to slit throats or draw in vital energy or whatever...its ALL sports entertainment!

[Shayne]

I disagree. Its graphic and not exactly what you want little kids to see. Sports role models have huge impact on kids lives.

[biffon]

im on tigers side for this one. Its not like they have knives in their hands and there are far worse gestures and acts out there in the sports world even in soccer for example when a player scores a goal - you have them snorting the grass as if its cocaine or humping the corner post etc... and then there is WWE etc which is bordering on pornogrphic these days but still only considered a PG show!!#$%$%^&
yeah whats with that anyway?? ridiculous

besides look at the fijian "cibi"? - they pretent to be stabbing the enemy but noone complains about that?

[Shayne]

What did everyone think of the Ryder Cup? I'm pissed that America got creamed to be honest. I was hoping for an upset.

[Cez]

there was some good golf - it looked interesting at one point.

[TiGeR]

Thought Tiger was a 'tad' distracted...the US team were in the main over rated, although it wold have been nice for them to win...the Europe team is full of boring sods barr the little gem from Spain Sergio Garcia although he has become a little boring as well...

[Shayne]

Can anybody be as boring as Monty?

[Raevoyn]

This is hilarious!

[Shayne]

Anone see the State of orgin last night? *sniff*

Damn those Queenslanders.

[barto11]

does anyone else actually understand league??

[Shayne]

Whats so hard to understand about it? Less rules than most sports.

[barto11]

are there any rules...apart from the fact you can do whatever you like??

[biffon]

fuck you guys obviously don't get much exposure to AFL do you?
they say the only rule in AFL is you cant push the player from behind!

League is sometimes very boring to watch but OK if they are creative with the ball... usually its just crash & bash though and thats why i hate it... too much like grid iron, just glorified gaining grounds.

on that note GO Maroons!!!!