leggless
11-29-2006, 09:56 AM
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The
> > > husband
> > > > is
> > > > behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I
know
> > > > we've
> > > > been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
> > > >
> > > > The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
> > > > She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
because
> > > I've
> > > > been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover
> > > than
> > > > you."
> > > >
> > > > Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
> > increases.
> > > > She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now
is
> > > > doing
> > > > 70 mph.
> > > > She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
> > faster,
> > > > and
> > > > faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
> > > > She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit
> > > cards
> > > > too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass
> > piling,
> > > > as
> > > > she says, "Is there anything you want?"
> > > >
> > > > The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
> > > > She asks, "What's that?"
> > > > The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
got
> > > the
> > > > airbag!"
> > ha ha ha.....
> > > husband
> > > > is
> > > > behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I
know
> > > > we've
> > > > been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
> > > >
> > > > The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
> > > > She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
because
> > > I've
> > > > been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover
> > > than
> > > > you."
> > > >
> > > > Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
> > increases.
> > > > She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now
is
> > > > doing
> > > > 70 mph.
> > > > She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
> > faster,
> > > > and
> > > > faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
> > > > She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit
> > > cards
> > > > too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass
> > piling,
> > > > as
> > > > she says, "Is there anything you want?"
> > > >
> > > > The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
> > > > She asks, "What's that?"
> > > > The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
got
> > > the
> > > > airbag!"
> > ha ha ha.....