leggless
11-29-2006, 10:03 AM
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away
from
> Camelot for an indefinite period of time.
>
> King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all
those
> horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.
> After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful,
> and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him
to
> come back in a week.
>
> A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good
> wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt,
> except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This
> is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is
> this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"
>
> "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work
> bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most
> worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted
> it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small
guillotine
> blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
>
> "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now I can leave,
> knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
>
> After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his
> Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot.
>
> Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them
> drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough!
> Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way.
> All of them except Sir Galahad.
>
> "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only
> you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to
> grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
>
> But Sir Galahad was speechless.
>
>
from
> Camelot for an indefinite period of time.
>
> King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all
those
> horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.
> After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful,
> and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him
to
> come back in a week.
>
> A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good
> wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt,
> except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This
> is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is
> this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"
>
> "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work
> bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most
> worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted
> it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small
guillotine
> blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
>
> "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now I can leave,
> knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
>
> After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his
> Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot.
>
> Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them
> drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough!
> Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way.
> All of them except Sir Galahad.
>
> "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only
> you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to
> grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
>
> But Sir Galahad was speechless.
>
>