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Peas
12-01-2006, 09:11 PM
what do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac pleez?


What do chavs use for protection wen der aving sex?
A bus shelter

Chavs in a car wiv no music playin... who's drivin?
The police


Whats the difference between a chav n a coconut?
One's thick and hairy - the other is a coconut


What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused


Where do you take a chavette on a night out?
up the arse


Keep Britain tidy.... kill a chav! :smiley36:

PEACE xx
FerrariSucks
12-01-2006, 10:07 PM
very good
dallas
12-02-2006, 12:42 AM
so true all of it!!
biffon
12-02-2006, 05:12 AM
sorry im not pommified - who are chavs?
Peas
12-02-2006, 11:02 AM
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

and on the left main menu - have fun.... look at pics etc etc
Bianca
12-02-2006, 11:26 AM
excellent!!
Blazzo
12-02-2006, 01:42 PM
chavs = bogans = white trash, right?
Peas
12-02-2006, 05:54 PM
yup... they move about in gangs of more than 3.... wearing tracksuits and white trainers... the girls wear massive hoop earings, the blokes caps with the straightest peaks ever...
usually the girls are up the duff (pregnant) from about 13 onwards... and they can usually be seen hanging about outside shops with cans of beer and fags in their hands... swearing like mad and chewing gum like cows chew their cud...
Bianca
12-02-2006, 06:05 PM
and don't foget all the fake designer stuff they like to wear!
vukenmuven
12-02-2006, 06:21 PM
Also use their numbers to cause s**t with everyone. Often you hear of people having been beaten up or harrassed by groups of 13 - 15 year olds.

They know the law better than most, especially when it comes to what they can get away with.

But ... see one on their own, approach "it" ... and they run with their tail between their legs. Beware though, his/her youthful friends are close at hand.

Bloody teenage mafia in a way.
Peas
12-02-2006, 06:28 PM
how about when they sit around in public places and play music tracks on their mobile phones for everyone to hear???

WTF is the point... :naughty:
vukenmuven
12-02-2006, 06:35 PM
Check me out, check me out!
FerrariSucks
12-02-2006, 09:37 PM
chavs = bogans = white trash, right?

not true, remove the word white, as chavs come in all colours
FerrariSucks
12-02-2006, 09:38 PM
You get me
Raevoyn
12-04-2006, 09:50 AM
There is definitely a thing against chav's here .... I don't understand one thing, is that they are proud to be called a "Chav", they even refer to themselves as that!
Blazzo
12-04-2006, 12:10 PM
They sound like model citizens...not!
Raevoyn
12-04-2006, 12:44 PM
They do seem to be a bit looser-esq