One Liners

[neilvr]

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[legend]

the batteries in torches run out quicker if you shine it at things farther away.

FACT!

It's impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee.

FACT!


Machines run on smoke, let the smoke out and it dies.

FACT!

My mom saw your mom on the bus the other day and she said you still wear nappies.

FACT!