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neilvr
12-04-2006, 05:13 PM
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.

There's no future in time travel.