Greenballs
01-16-2006, 09:55 AM
For my 500th post thought I'd introduce myself to those unfortunates who don't know me!
Born in HRE. Moved to Malawi in '88 & lived there for 6 yrs (smoked too much chamba (grass) & was expelled from school for being a bad boy. Back to HRE & went to Vale & joined all the other expelled bunch of reprobates! Did & passed my A's (still trying to work that one out!) Joined the tobacco industry- travelled extensively, which was main reason for joining. The industry grew on me & now its pretty much my life- well looked after for it and live in paradise! Got married to a lovely dame from Bullymafufu and adopted her daughter (Mikayla- love of my life)... and just had another daughter who looks like me in a diaper (nearly 5 months)... shame- trust she'll grow out of it & look like mom! Apart from all the above- I drink hard, play hard and I try to think I don't take shit until my cheeky wife steps in!
Oh... and I like to cause shit (especially with women because they always take it to heart)... so don't stress over my signature! It's up for discussion in the stand up & fight thread!!
Now can I change my name???
Born in HRE. Moved to Malawi in '88 & lived there for 6 yrs (smoked too much chamba (grass) & was expelled from school for being a bad boy. Back to HRE & went to Vale & joined all the other expelled bunch of reprobates! Did & passed my A's (still trying to work that one out!) Joined the tobacco industry- travelled extensively, which was main reason for joining. The industry grew on me & now its pretty much my life- well looked after for it and live in paradise! Got married to a lovely dame from Bullymafufu and adopted her daughter (Mikayla- love of my life)... and just had another daughter who looks like me in a diaper (nearly 5 months)... shame- trust she'll grow out of it & look like mom! Apart from all the above- I drink hard, play hard and I try to think I don't take shit until my cheeky wife steps in!
Oh... and I like to cause shit (especially with women because they always take it to heart)... so don't stress over my signature! It's up for discussion in the stand up & fight thread!!
Now can I change my name???