Oz view of the Ashes!

[Bianca]

Check it out!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/ashes

[Greenballs]

Breaking news............

ENGLAND CRICKET BOARD REFUSES RICHARD BRANSON'S SPONSORSHIP:smiley29:

Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the England cricket team.:smiley32:

However, the ECB has refused saying:naughty: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts:smiley29: , when we're getting "f****d in every match" ! :smiley36:

[Greenballs]

Check this out... funny!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/ashes

[Raevoyn]

Both postings very funny!

Brilliant Bianca, again, you've hit the spot!

[zambezilover]

very good

[Greenballs]

Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?



A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason



Q. What is the height of optimism?



A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.



Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next

Ball almost always takes a wicket?



A. A bat.



Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?



A. An allrounder.



Q. What advantage does Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint

Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?



A. At least they can say they're not really English.



Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?



A. Three runs in three balls.





Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?



A. A bowler.





Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
batsmen?



A. The walk back to the pavilion.





Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?



A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.





Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?



A. Because he was born in England.





Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?



A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.





Q. What's the English version of LBW?



A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.





Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English

team?



A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

[Blazzo]

Haha everyone of those had me in tears, excellent!

[Raevoyn]

Brilliant!