It is I

[Richard]

Hello all,

Well it has taken a couple of days to blow my cover, calmc has finally woken up to the fact, and I now feel it is safe now for me to introduce myself! born in Harare in 1979 (Brother = Craig, Mother = Mother and Father = Bill) . I attended St John's Prep and St John's College, like most zim males, school was all about the sport, school work was only something I had to do before I got outside. After being 'encouraged' to finish A'Level, (truth be told I had no choice), I managed to waste a couple of years of my life, 3 months in Kariba (even that, like most kariba trips, is never long enough), a while doing an MCSE, I played cricket for OH when i was 16 before moving to Alex, it was here that i met calmc (yes i know, i was hitting rock bottom), and the rest of my time was spent trying to teach Calmc, shayne and poison to play indoor cricket. I never did succeed with the parrot.

I didn't get any better than that, trips to kariba, golf, castle and zambezi, vodka and coke, fishing, following cal home when he walked, racing in the veld, life was good, paradise. The storm clouds started to brew on the horizon, gone were the days when mother gave me zim$5 for the tuck shop, with that i could buy a turino (fizzy drink with a swirly bottle they used to sell) a hamburger, crisps,a couple of freddo's and a lunchbar. So I flew the nest, landing in blighty (for my sins and there have been a few!), birmingham, i worked there a while (as a chinese chef), then moved to reading and i am now residing in london (my house mates are moving so i am homeless from march!!) who knows where i will be next.

Travelling: I have not done as much as i would have liked but I have done, england - i spend most of my time driving/ swimming this place, Amsterdam, Riga, Calais, Broadstairs, Suid Africa, Zambia, Bots and all round Zim, under each rock.

Thats me in a nutshell.

PS: I use the name Richard when I am working under cover, hence my log in name.

[Shayne]

Hah ah i was wondering where the name Richard came from. Welcome to the forum.

You cant play cricket so you may aswell have worked as a Chinese chief.... :smiley36:

[calmc]

You're a nerd......!!!! When you next coming to visit??

Anyway, welcome.

[Richard]

this is a nerd :smiley23: ,this is me:fing07:, again me during sex :smiley35: and me after sex :rauch23:, you must be confussing me with someone else!!! sorry i was just testing out the smilies!

[Poison]

Ya welcome Rosco it's good to see a new face on here...:smiley17: :smiley20:

[calmc]

Actually, I'm glad we can't see his face. It's better this way...............!!!!!!

[Roach]

Hey dude,
I'm also a 1979er from chisi so chances are we know eachother. Anyhow, cant see a photo of you so cant tell - but nice to have you on board!

[Richard]

i have broken many a camera! i will get calmc to post a picture, i was always a shy guy, undercover!!!! but '79ers are few and far between , we provide guidance to the youth (calmc) and keep the old foggies entertained!!!

[Shayne]

Why havent you got an avatar?

[Richard]

i am still in the process of finding one, i am open to suggestions, but remember i am undercover!!!

[biffon]

some avatar suggestions
http://www.oxford.anglican.org/youthblog/archives/secret-agent2.gif
under cover agent

stick flat glue
for those sticky situations!
http://www.dick-blick.com/items/238/36/23836-OA1ww.jpg

under the covers

[Richard]

thanks biffon, good suggestions!i am on the search today, so i am sure there will be one a bit later

[Shayne]

What the hell is that av. A bleeding anus?

[Richard]

a bleeding anus? that is my eye after a night out blinking! and it is undercover!!!

[sally]

welcome to the wonderful forum mate!!! I am sure you will enjoy the site!!!

[Richard]

thank you sally, i am already having fun!

[sally]

knew you would!!! Man i have some catch up to do!!! I have just got back from a 2 day Malta, and i dont think i am going to be able to catch up with all the posts!!!

[Richard]

you need to try the riddle is is getting to me!

[sally]

its all too much for my brain at this time of the morning!!

[Richard]

:smiley11: me too it monday:sleep: it was even too much for me last night!

[sally]

shame mate!!! i have just woken up!!! going to get m nails done later and then meet up with friends for the coffee thing to catch up!! what a life hey!!!

[Richard]

:smiley13: :smiley19: when i win the lottery, mondays will be better. off to work, behave and dont do anything i would

[sally]

thats not much mate!!! have a good day!!

[TiGeR]

but '79ers are few and far between , we provide guidance to the youth (calmc) and keep the old foggies entertained!!!

Easy china! Who you calling an old foggy? :smiley36:

[Richard]

sneaky tiger, hiding your age!!! if i remember correctly you are not much older than a 79 yourself, 1977 i think!!

[calmc]

Why do you come here and start assuming things? Honestly mate!!!! You're unbelievable!!!!!!!!

[Richard]

:smiley18: what is that i am assuming? and where is your intro; do i know you?

[calmc]

My intro will come in good time!!!:naughty:

Yes, assumption is not a good thing!!!!:smiley35: :fing23:

Have some respect for others.....!!!!

[Richard]

:led: youngster are you boxing????

[calmc]

Yes I'm boxing!!!! Don't be coming to visit anytime soon!!!!!!:fing09:

[Richard]

we both know who will win! tour to sa???

[Shayne]

This is the first time for me witnessing a gay domestic.

[calmc]

Tour to SA? You recieved a boot to the back of you head....!!!! Don't come talking crap now!!!

[Richard]

i wasnt the one who ran off to another room.dont get in a huff

[calmc]

Ran off to another room? I had to hide after destroying the elevator!!!!!! You were too scared to back me up!!!! What a pussy............:whistling:

[Richard]

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
leave it now, before you push me into on coming traffic.

[calmc]

No no!!! If I recall correctly, it was you letting go of the trolley with me heading towards the oncoming traffic!!!!:smiley35: Anyway, why you bringing that up? Not like you had any guts!!!!!:sterb041:

[Poison]

:smiley36: HAHAHAHAHA Domestic Domestic...:smiley36: :smiley36:

Domestic Violence in here....:smiley17:

[calmc]

Are you after a piece?????:smiley36:

[Richard]

to keep you out of my intro there is a new thread for you to go vent!

[calmc]

Thanks:smiley20::smiley32:

[sally]

wow, you boys are worse than girls!!!!

[Richard]

that will teach him(calmc), his computer has blown up!!! we wont be seeing him for a couple of days!! sal we do it better than girls!!!

[sally]

i think i might actually believe you mate!!!

[Richard]

it is all about the amount of practice, what you put in is what you get out!

[sally]

you sound like one of my gay mates

[Richard]

now you take that back.

[sally]

im sorry, but with all this bitching and all, you do sound like him, its not a bad thing....

[Poison]

If you say so..

[Richard]

harsh,:smiley2: but probably true!

[sally]

hahaha, luv you guys!!!

[Richard]

we are here all week!

[sally]

glad to hear it!!!

[calmc]

I'm back, and Richard, you're such a nerd!!!!!!:smiley32:

[Richard]

always a pleasure to have you back!!!!!!:smiley32:

[calmc]

Back with a vengence!!!

[Richard]

do we all need to take cover? are you not the arcade champ?

[calmc]

Not hey, Shayne has no life and thus holds the champion rights!!:smiley36:

[Richard]

harsh hey, it is like whipping a blow up doll, unflattering.

[calmc]

Thats like saying "BUBBLES!" :sterb075:

[Richard]

:naughty:lets not get out of hand -BUBBLE

[calmc]

I thought I'd be safe in my bubble! But noooooooo!!!!

[Richard]

that is dangerous, bubbles pop all the time, just check the other thread!

[calmc]

I know, just like you fat head!!! Will pop any moment!

[Richard]

now now this is not the thread for that kind of reply.

[calmc]

Sorry, we'll take it to the cuss thread!!!:smiley36::naughty:

[sally]

wow, you boys can get bitchy hey!!

[Richard]

you like it sal!!!!

[calmc]

I hope so!!!

[Richard]

what is it that it is that you are hoping so!

[calmc]

That SAL likes it!!!!!! (whatever it is):smiley36:

[Richard]

Do you know what Sal likes?

[calmc]

Not yet!!!! Give her a chance to meet me. :smiley20:

[Richard]

Don't be harsh, it hasn't worked for anyone else you've met! :sterb041:

[calmc]

Shall we adjurn to the cuss thread? :sterb041:

[sally]

how did i get involved??

[Richard]

sorry sal, i have no idea!

[calmc]

Could it be because you have been in this thread?