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Shifty
02-15-2007, 09:16 PM
I was at a braai a couple of weekends ago with a bunch of Kiwi friends and their respective partners/girlfriends/wives.

I took a rugby ball along for a general kick- about. So all the guys are out on the lawn, throwing the ball to each other and generally having a laugh.

Anyway, feeling a little restless, I started throwing the ball a little harder, just to make things a little more interesting – I guess you all know how that goes. So everybody gets into the spirit of things and before long, people start dropping the ball or getting hit.

In fact it’s going so well that I suggest a forfeit. You know, the sort of thing where the loser gets to stand by the wall and we all take turns at trying to hit them with the ball. Anyway, the suggestion went down like a lead balloon and there were murmurings along the lines of how we shouldn’t because people could get hurt, bruised, girlfriend wouldn’t like it blah, blah etc,etc.
So that was the end of that.

But it got me to thinking.

Back home, give a group of Zimbabwean guys a ball, a bat or better still, both and in a very short space of time, they’d have devised a game with some sort of forfeit, which always resulted in physical pain or humiliation. :smiley20:

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I like the pain and humiliation. But I like it even more when it's happening to someone else. :smiley32:

So I was wondering, is this practice exclusively a Zimbabwean/Saffa tradition?

Or is it that all my Kiwi mates are a bunch of Nancy-boys? :icon10:

Or worse, should I just grow up and start acting my age? :hmmmm2:

biffon
02-15-2007, 10:01 PM
i think the latter ......
hahahahahahaha :D :D

Shifty
02-15-2007, 11:57 PM
lol.










I suspect that you're right.:smiley9:

Shayne
02-16-2007, 12:00 AM
Forfeits are an essential item to any party or occasion. The more pain and humilation the better. Kiwis are too PC and a bunch of pussies. However i think forfeiting is a "male" tradition in any male culture.

Just thank God your dont play in Iran or Iraq where its probably with a live ammunition. "Ha ha Raja! You're a slimy camel penis. Take this unpinned grenade and run! If you make Tekrit, you can throw it"

Poison
02-16-2007, 12:20 AM
Just thank God your dont play in Iran or Iraq where its probably with a live ammunition. "Ha ha Raja! You're a slimy camel penis. Take this unpinned grenade and run! If you make Tekrit, you can throw it"

:smiley32: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:

Shayne
02-17-2007, 12:32 AM
And no rep? Tight arse.

Chick
04-21-2007, 01:25 AM
Shifty - you're hanging out with a bunch of nancy boys. Find new friends!

zambezilover
04-21-2007, 05:42 AM
find the biggest branch and play one for one

Poison
04-23-2007, 02:51 AM
You don't even need a branch just grab towel and flick it one for one..

Edmonsta
04-23-2007, 03:11 AM
You're hanging around with a bunch of kiwis, what do you expect??!

Nah, I reckon it differs from group to group, rather than by nationality.

In my main group of friends, most social gatherings that include alcohol usually involve some sort of testosterone induced competition, such
as stingers, arm wrestling, one for one, burning each other with a lighter, etc...

But I can think of a few mates who would be a bit put out by that kind of thing. Wooses.:smiley36:

nightape
04-23-2007, 07:16 AM
Phew,so testosterone abounds in my house! So thrilled I am growing two normal 17 year olds who do all of the above, including "burny spoon",worst carpet burn (ahem..from wrestling)along with any thing else that causes pain..I just hope they dont find any grenades or discover alcohol any time soon...

Shayne
04-23-2007, 07:39 AM
Well the wools been pulled over your eyes. Young men find alcohol and everything else that comes with it at 15.

Patson
04-23-2007, 08:25 AM
Hahaha shayne u just got them tight security...

nightape
04-23-2007, 05:33 PM
Well the wools been pulled over your eyes. Young men find alcohol and everything else that comes with it at 15.

Sorry, my twins are not called Shayne and Shayne. :smiley2:

modernzimbo
04-23-2007, 07:28 PM
Most Zimbabwean males ARE bullies and sadists and if anyone tired ot disagree with me 26 of us will come over and nail you to the roof with drawing pins.

Bugzy82
04-24-2007, 02:39 PM
Most Zimbabwean males ARE bullies and sadists and if anyone tired ot disagree with me 26 of us will come over and nail you to the roof with drawing pins.

Yikes!! Does that answer the question? :smiley36:

Chick
04-24-2007, 03:01 PM
Oh yeah, you gonna need something stronger than drawing pins to keep me attached to the ceiling mate, but I'll take up that challenge, my address is ..........

22 Footsak St
Big girl alley
Wales
FU2

Richard
04-24-2007, 03:42 PM
shayne used to bully me at school...he is a sadist

Shayne
04-24-2007, 03:52 PM
Only the gay kids were bullied at school.

Richard
04-24-2007, 04:54 PM
and the bullies used to give head...