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chantillylace
02-10-2006, 09:49 PM
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

biffon
02-10-2006, 11:21 PM
:smiley35: youre saying that shopping is a sport...
I find that offensive!!! :sterb041:

chantillylace
02-11-2006, 11:59 AM
Sorry biff - it's a metaphor! I was in no way implying that shopping was a sport! All women know that shopping is an art!

biffon
02-12-2006, 04:27 AM
an art form i'll never master.. so glad im a man! :)

sally
02-15-2006, 12:56 PM
All women know that shopping is an art![/quote]

what picaso??? its painful!!!

FerrariSucks
02-15-2006, 01:24 PM
I am allergic to shopping, I get headaches and get aggressive.
Doctor told me not to worry as suffers too.
Best cure is to insure your cards have a dual signature.

TiGeR
02-15-2006, 02:48 PM
I agree on the :smiley35: shopping story....i get VERY grumpy when i have to spend time in malls etc...:smiley11: ....possibly a good reason why i aint married!

Aboriginal
02-15-2006, 04:44 PM
I like it chantillylace! Very simple and understandable. Now how about the game of cricket?

sally
02-15-2006, 05:41 PM
now that is one sport i do like, bat and balls!!!!