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Greenballs
02-11-2006, 03:05 AM
LETTER FROM A FREE STATE FARM KID, NOW DOING BASIC

TRAINING AS A COMMANDO



Dear Ma and Pa



I am well. Hope you are. Tell my boetie Wouter and my

other boetie Koos that being in the Kommandos beats

working for Oom Piet by a mile. Tell them to join up

quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at

first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 am, but am now

starting to enjoying sleeping late.



Tell Wouter and Koos all you do before breakfast is

smooth your cot and shine some things. No varke to

feed, no cows to milk, no mampoer to mix or braai wood

to split. Practically nothing. Manne get to shave but

it is not so bad, there's warm water.



Breakfast is strong on fruit juice, pap, eggs, bacon,

etc. but short on steaks, boerewors, chops, potatoes

and other regular food like vetkoek. But tell my

boeties you can always sit between two dorpies that

live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till

noon, when you get fed again.



It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go

on "route" marches, which the Sersant says are long

walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my

place to tell him different. A "route march" is about

as far as to our postbox at home. Then the dorpies

from the city get sore feet and we all ride back in

trucks.



The country is nice, but awful flat. This next will

kill my boeties with laughter. I keep getting medals

for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is

near as big as a dassie's head and doesn't move at

all. And it isn't shooting back at you like those

bl*ks*mse Venter boys from the next door plaas.

All you have to do is lie there all rustig like and

hit it. You don't even have to make your own

cartridges. They come in boxes.



Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat

training. You get to wrestle with the dorpies from the city. I have

to be really careful though, they break real easy. It's not like

fighting with Swart Duivel, our old bull at home. I'm about the

best they got in this platoon except for that GrootJan Jordaan from

somewhere in the Noord Transvaal. He joined up the

same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and

he's 6'8" and weighs over 300 pounds dry.



Be sure to tell my boeties to hurry and join before

other okes find out about this Kommando setup and come stampeding in!



Your loving daughter, Esther

:smiley36:

biffon
02-11-2006, 03:30 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
:smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:
superb post - that deserves 2 reps but i can only do one at a time!

post of the week i say!

sally
02-13-2006, 09:37 AM
that was soooo funny!!!! great pust mate!!!