The why's of men

[Bianca]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[Bugzy82]

So true!

:smiley20: :hah:

[tongtastic]

that is fantastic bianca! LOL!!

[dallas]

brill one!!!

[sally]

aint that the truth!!!!

[biffon]

haha - very good - but the women jokes are better!

Women do not snore, fart, or belch; therefore, they must bitch or else they will blow up.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested

Woman: A creature whom a man can't get along with or without. Animal usually
living in the vicinity of man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication - - Ambrose Bierce

Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.