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Greenballs
02-15-2006, 09:39 AM
How do you play norts & crosses with your missus???

Stick your finger up her arse and see how long it takes her to get 'cross!'
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sally
02-15-2006, 09:41 AM
hahahahahaha!!!!!!
Poison
02-15-2006, 09:58 AM
:smiley36: I can't stop crying from laughter...:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley19: :smiley36: :smiley19: :smiley36: :smiley19:
sally
02-15-2006, 10:01 AM
do guys like fingers stuck up their ass???
Greenballs
02-15-2006, 10:12 AM
Definitely not... however, I read in one of my wife's magazines (Glamour I think) that men are into it even with the denial. Almost had it once but from utter shock I was up like a bolt & almost outer there... Not sure for most guys but for me... a definite NO NO!!!
sally
02-15-2006, 10:17 AM
hahahaha, that is funny!!
Greenballs
02-15-2006, 10:26 AM
Do women like a finger up their arse every now and then??
sally
02-15-2006, 10:28 AM
that is an outy hole not an inny hole!!
Poison
02-15-2006, 10:30 AM
Whats the difference?
Greenballs
02-15-2006, 10:36 AM
Yeah... what's the difference (a little mud here and there never hurt anyone)???
sally
02-15-2006, 10:38 AM
yeah mud, not shit!!!
Poison
02-15-2006, 10:43 AM
What's a thumb tac?:whistling: :smiley36:
sally
02-15-2006, 10:56 AM
a what???
Poison
02-15-2006, 10:57 AM
Have you never heard of a thumb tac?
sally
02-15-2006, 10:58 AM
no....what is that??
Poison
02-15-2006, 11:01 AM
I'll have to tell you sometime.
sally
02-15-2006, 11:02 AM
why not now??? i tell you what, i have learnt a few things on this site!!!
Poison
02-15-2006, 11:03 AM
It's actually quite hard to explain without actions..
sally
02-15-2006, 11:05 AM
oh, right!!!
Poison
02-15-2006, 11:10 AM
Just imagine what you do when push a drawing pin/thumb tac into the wall using your thumb. And you can imagine where the thumb is going..
sally
02-15-2006, 11:15 AM
???? no still confussed
Poison
02-15-2006, 11:16 AM
Its quite serious action actually
sally
02-15-2006, 11:19 AM
oh, im intreged!!