Mistaken Identity

[Greenballs]

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A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy
>>blonde across from him raise her hand and smile hello. He is rather
>>taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although
>>familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
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>>She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
>>of one of my children!"
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>>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful.
>>"OH MY GOD!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I
>>shagged on the pool table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
>>whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my*se ? "
>>
>>"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"

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[chantillylace]

Fantastic! Hahahahaha