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Nyala
04-02-2007, 12:23 AM
01. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

05. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

06. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

07. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

08. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

09. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises.”



Source: Fukkad.com (http://www.fukkad.com/trivia/sexlaws.shtml)

Exzim
04-02-2007, 12:59 AM
I have two Questions:


What are the entry requirements to Guam?
What are the necessary qualifications?oooooo, and last quick question, are the pensions any good?

Nyala
04-02-2007, 01:27 AM
I have two Questions:


What are the entry requirements to Guam?
What are the necessary qualifications?oooooo, and last quick question, are the pensions any good?



hehehe...I dunno if you'd make pensionable age with that kind of lifestyle.

Shayne
04-02-2007, 01:47 AM
I was thinking... what do Guam people even look like. Googled it and got http://haringliwanag.pansitan.net/uploaded_images/IMG_4752-798173.JPG

Exzim
04-02-2007, 01:54 AM
I dont need a pension...

dallas
04-02-2007, 11:25 AM
hysterical you two!!!! trust shayne to google it!!

Shayne
04-02-2007, 11:36 AM
I would just like to say all the above rules are also vaild in Kadoma except the animals dont have to be female. Something about they are more feisty or something.

dallas
04-02-2007, 11:38 AM
piss off you!!! that is nasty talk!!!although most of it is most probably true!!! still nasty tho!!

Shayne
04-02-2007, 11:41 AM
Ooooh, i hit a nerve. Angry because the goats got more action than the women... hmmmm?

galeforce
04-02-2007, 11:42 AM
I would just like to say all the above rules are also vaild in Kadoma except the animals dont have to be female. Something about they are more feisty or something.

Googled (http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&gbv=2&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=kadoma+girls&btnG=Search+Images) Kadoma girls for you Shayne ;)

The choices are looking a bit limited... unless there is a good-looking lamb that you don't intend on eating about ;)

Shayne
04-02-2007, 11:44 AM
I have no problem with the same object being my lover and food.

fantaniatastic
04-02-2007, 12:09 PM
Down right nastIE!!

Angelshark
04-02-2007, 01:14 PM
Leave people and animals from Kadoma alone, they been thru THE lot.

biffon
04-02-2007, 01:27 PM
yeah i know of a few cases where some poor fellow has fallen into the trap of picking up a kadoma lass in a state of inebriation and ended up chewing his arm off in the morning to get away!

watershed_bestplaceever
04-02-2007, 05:26 PM
Exzim, When you find out about Guam let me know