The Donkey Tale

[leggless]

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it into the races. However at the local, auction the going price for horses was so high that he ended up up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it., he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:

PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:

PREACHER'S ASS OUT FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicy that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHES'S ASS

This was to much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He inform the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a local farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was to much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:

NUN ANOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:

[Chel]

hee hee damn press!!!

[tongtastic]

so funny, good one!

[dallas]

oh that was good had a good chuckle!!

[Chidakwa]

whats he similarity between a bungie jump,and a blowjob from an old lady?,both damn exhilerating,just dont look down.
:naughty:

[byovixen]

But looking down on a bungee jump is the best part:party: