biffon
02-23-2006, 04:52 AM
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG
black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p*nis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The Big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p*nis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
Around."
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black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p*nis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The Big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p*nis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
Around."
:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley29: