Shayne
02-24-2006, 03:58 AM
Didnt know where to put this. Under jokes is better than nothing.
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which
he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the
wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators
on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles
left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly
down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said; "I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the Police station this breathalyser equipment must be
broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
True story...
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which
he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the
wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators
on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles
left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly
down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said; "I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the Police station this breathalyser equipment must be
broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
True story...