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biffon
02-25-2006, 04:02 AM
Shed Teachers:
Who remembers Handscome walking into lunch and shouting...
"who stole the dipstick from my Chassis!!!" - he had an old wreck of a car he was restoring and someone made off with its dipstick.
the whole hall erupted into howls of laughter..:smiley36: :smiley36: man that old dude was ready to beat someone over the head with steel beam!
Then there was Mr Davis the Geo teacher and his "lead us not into temptation" comment when Anne-Marie Souster flashed her red underwear at him from the front row!! :smiley32: :smiley32:
TiGeR
02-25-2006, 06:04 PM
Greenboyz- remember Sam Chikanda? He is a St John's LEGEND & had some classics!
"Mind that pile of water" (we were doing aths training after the rain & there were puddles EVERYWHERE) "You four boys- come here the two of you"
Shayne- remember your mate Mr Mojapelo...Moj!..."Hammond, wat r u dooing?..."Shayne would start " sir i wa.." to be interrupted with a screeching "Shut up! I DHOOONT wunt yor unsers!"...:smiley36: DAMN i remember how much Brett Hobbs hated that oke...
Saints boys...remember Father Nixon? I will never forget him umpiring a cricket match when i was a tyke & the okes appealed for LBW while i was batting... the old geezer pipes up-"from here, not out (& with a two step shuffle) but from here OUT!" & raises his finger at me...i hated St George's & catholics ever since! (ok i'm over it now...JUST! :smiley36: )
biffon
02-25-2006, 11:31 PM
Saints boys...remember Father Nixon? I will never forget him umpiring a cricket match when i was a tyke & the okes appealed for LBW while i was batting... the old geezer pipes up-"from here, not out (& with a two step shuffle) but from here OUT!" & raises his finger at me...i hated St George's & catholics ever since! (ok i'm over it now...JUST! :smiley36: )
outstanding...:smiley32:
why is it that saints coaches were always cheaters???
remember Dan "the man" Calan anyone? that dude was just scary as a ref on the hockey field...
FerrariSucks
02-25-2006, 11:41 PM
I need help with the Vale teacher that was hot. She was the one that got George Kristinus expelled for certain favours he was after.
Any clues?
chantillylace
02-26-2006, 10:52 PM
Shed:
Hanscombe was hilarious. To this day, if I am in a house where they say grace before a meal, the words "Bow Yeads!" echo through my ears!
Remember when Davidson was explaining to everyone in assembly that someone had carved into his blackboard with a sharp object, (so when he erased things off the board the crackes filled with chalk and the words became visible.) As serious as can be said "now forgive me, for it said, YOU FUCKER!"
The whole assembly just disolved!
I think we've discussed on here somewhere about the Careers Talk Topics assembly!
biffon
02-27-2006, 12:09 AM
ya thats right i remember that....
Mad_max
10-25-2006, 12:18 PM
Rock jaw - Falcon
"Now me lad - there are three things that seprate us from the animals of the veld. The ability to reason, to think and to plan ahead.!!"
dallas
10-25-2006, 12:20 PM
Gundi: Mr Spiers " Right you one two three the pair of you to my office now" Use a proper Boerer accent too!!!!
Raevoyn
10-25-2006, 03:52 PM
It sounds like you ous had some idiot for teachers ... we had a guy, Mr Neville, we used to call "Caveman", that's because that's what he looked like, but he spoke like one too! We made tinfoil ball and stuck it into the heating trip switch in the wall and turned it on, the result was a fireball that flew across the classroom singed one oaks hair, and burnt a hole through the desk.
Caveman came running in, eyes wide and shouted, "Are you bloody mad in the head! Who threw that?" We all packed out laughing and someone in their utter wisdom (whom shall remain nameless) answered, "How could anyone throw a fireball without burning themselves?" Oh dear, the shit hit the preverbial fan and as usual, I was the guy making engine noises with my mouth against the fan ( .... get the drift) and all hell broke loose! He got so hot, you could almost see steam bellowing out of his ears and nose and he then ran around trying bliksem us with a short plank.
When at the Headmaster's office, we all got whipped but we were all laughing so much about it, that we all got graft party too for a week!
It was worth it though!
Blazzo
10-25-2006, 04:01 PM
Vale - Dumi (Mr Sithole)was the funniest, with the dingy Tech Drawing classroom near the BusMaintenance/metalwork area.
"Haai! You Buggers! Stop basking in the sun like a lizard, go back to your camp and do some work!!"
"Raaaight! I'll be back faster than two shakes of a doves tail!"
He also had the "You three the pair of you come here" mastered
I know he had plenty funny chirps but maybe Zambezilover, calmc, neilvr who I know were in the same class with me, can add some,
biffon
10-26-2006, 02:03 AM
Shed - Mr Davis and his goddamn slides of Ngorongoro Crater!! my god he used to bring them out every year - usually at the end of a term when noone did any work - im sure some of use could have been persuaded to do work instead of that torture!!
our one history teacher was a dimwit - Bryan Whittaker during a really dull class .. livened things up by shouting "look ma-am penguins" while pointing out the window into the sky...
she was like "where ....silence.... oh Brien you are eh joker heh!!"
pandemonium!!! :D
sally
10-26-2006, 06:19 AM
Mr mamutse, math teacher at gundi used to say, "there is the door and there is the window, now pack your bags and leave" as he points to the window and not the door!!
another one of his was "welcome to Mr Mamutse mathematical express" as we all walked into his class!!
I also got caught using a calculator during a test and e came up to me and said "aaah sally, i see you are using your brain!!"
:smiley36: some of those are hilarious!
i never listened to anything the teachers said - so cant remember any of their rubbish!!! probably did me good...:whistling:
dallas
11-02-2006, 08:26 PM
Mr mamutse, math teacher at gundi used to say, "there is the door and there is the window, now pack your bags and leave" as he points to the window and not the door!!
another one of his was "welcome to Mr Mamutse mathematical express" as we all walked into his class!!
I also got caught using a calculator during a test and e came up to me and said "aaah sally, i see you are using your brain!!"
How good was he!! short little bugger!!! who else had sayings!!???
Flyzot
11-14-2006, 03:36 PM
Shed - Remember Mr Elliots.... "Spare the rod... and spoil the child!"
As you used to walk in the door, until you were in Form 3, you were a girl, regardless of your sex. He used to beat you with a length of telephone cable and say, "morning girls" as you walked in.
There was a history teacher, Mr Lawler I think, who always used to spout off, "The past is the key to the future". Yeah right, hasn't helped me with my lottery tickets! Bugger!
Patson
11-14-2006, 03:51 PM
remember the guy before u walked into his classs just said detention.. from gundi..
Patson
11-14-2006, 03:52 PM
rep to any one that gets his name
dallas
11-14-2006, 04:38 PM
what subject??
VALE
mrs vosloo and her - my girly :fing09:
Mr Sithole (tech drawing) - you buggas :smiley36:
chantillylace
11-14-2006, 10:18 PM
our one history teacher was a dimwit - Bryan Whittaker during a really dull class .. livened things up by shouting "look ma-am penguins" while pointing out the window into the sky...
she was like "where ....silence.... oh Brien you are eh joker heh!!"
pandemonium!!! :D
Ah - Miss Nengomasha! What a delight she was! In A level history I finally lost the plot when she started referring to "African Snowberries!" Huh? What? After a few minutes we were able to work it all all out - SNOBBERY!
Any one from Shed (or Peterhouse) who's this?
"Just a flick of the wrist...."
Poison
11-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Vale - The one maths teacher Ferrarisucks might remember his name but he used to say "Don't blame me for your not thinking"
biffon
11-15-2006, 12:10 AM
that would have to be Elliot, right?
Vale - The one maths teacher Ferrarisucks might remember his name but he used to say "Don't blame me for your not thinking"
mr Tirivavi?
A N T
11-15-2006, 10:25 AM
At CBC we had an Ndeb's teacher called Mr Khumalo. He had some classic quotes. Like '' No go area ''. Which was the space between his desk and the black board !
chantillylace
11-15-2006, 11:08 AM
that would have to be Elliot, right?
Yep! Can you complete the quote? Rep if you can!
Goblin
11-15-2006, 08:38 PM
i just used to get told CHENGERA alot at school and our Shona teachers classic saying was... oh sorry it was a slip of the tongue! and even once a slip of the bum when she let off a mean fart whilst writting on the board!!
fantaniatastic
12-03-2006, 08:49 AM
Mrs Herman - from Chisi - always referred to us as " you old fuddy duddies"
vukenmuven
12-03-2006, 09:00 AM
Vale - Dumi (Mr Sithole)was the funniest, with the dingy Tech Drawing classroom near the BusMaintenance/metalwork area.
"Haai! You Buggers! Stop basking in the sun like a lizard, go back to your camp and do some work!!"
"Raaaight! I'll be back faster than two shakes of a doves tail!"
He also had the "You three the pair of you come here" mastered
I know he had plenty funny chirps but maybe Zambezilover, calmc, neilvr who I know were in the same class with me, can add some,
I remember doing my "O" Level Tech Drawing exam, and he was absolutely plastered. Fell asleep and just let us get on with it ...
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