Could be Under Riddles

[Greenballs]

A First-Grade Teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 22) Was Having Trouble With One Of
>Her Students The Teacher Asked,"Boy. What Is Your Problem?"
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>Boy. Answered, "I'm Too Smart For The First-Grade. My Sister Is In The
>Third-Grade And I'm Smarter Than She Is! I Think I Should Be In The
>Third-Grade Too!"
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>Ms Neelam Had Enough. She Took Boy. To The Principal's Office. While
>Boy.
>Waited In The Outer Office, The Teacher Explained To The Principal What
>The Situation Was. The Principal Told Ms Neelam He Would Give The Boy A
>Test And If He Failed To Answer Any Of His Questions He Was To Go Back
>To The First-Grade And Behave.She Agreed.Boy. Was Brought In And The
>Conditions Were Explained To Him And He Agreed To Take The Test.
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>Principal: "What Is 3 X 3?"
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>Boy: "9".
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>Principal: "What Is 6 X 6?"
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>Boy: "36".
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>And So It Went With Every Question The Principal Thought A Third-Grade
>Should Know. The Principal Looks At Ms Neelam And Tells Her, "I Think
>Boy.
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>Can Go To The Third-Grade."
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>Ms Neelam Says To The Principal, "I Have Some Of My Own Questions.
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>Can I Ask Him?" The Principal And Boy. Both Agree.
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>Ms Neelam Asks, "What Does A Cow Have Four Of That I Have Only Two Of?
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>Boy, After A Moment "Legs."
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>Ms Nee Lam: "What Is In Your Pants That You Have But I Do Not Have?"
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>Boy: "Pockets."
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>Ms Neelam: What Starts With a C And Ends With a T, Is Hairy, Oval,
>Delicious And Contains Thin Whitish Liquid?
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>Boy: Coconut
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>Ms Neelam: What Goes In Hard And Pink Then Comes Out Soft And Sticky?
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>The Principal's Eyes Open Really Wide And Before He Could Stop The
>Answer, Boy. Was Taking Charge.
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>Boy: Bubblegum
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>Ms Neelam: What Does A Man Do Standing Up, A Woman Does Sitting Down And
>A Dog Does On Three Legs?
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>The Principal's Eyes Open Really Wide And Before He Could Stop The
>Answer...
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>Boy: Shake Hands
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>Ms Neelam: Now I Will Ask Some "Who Am I" Sort Of Questions, Okay?
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>Boy: Yep.
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>Ms Neelam: You Stick Your Poles Inside Me. You Tie Me Down To Get Me Up.
>I Get Wet Before You Do.
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>Boy: Tent
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>Ms Neelam: A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You're Bored.
>The Best Man Always Has Me First.
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>The Principal Was Looking Restless, A Bit Tense And Took One Large
>Patiala Vodka Peg.
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>Boy: Wedding Ring
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>Ms Neelam: I Come In Many Sizes. When I'm Not Well, I Drip. When You
>Blow Me, You Feel Good.
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>Boy: Nose
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>Ms Neelam: I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A
>Quiver.
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>Boy: Arrow
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>Ms Neelam: What Word Starts With A 'F' And Ends In 'K' That Means Lot Of
>Heat And Excitement?
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>Boy: Fire Truck
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>Ms Neelam: What Word Starts With A 'F' And Ends In 'K' & If U Don?t Get
>It U Have To Use Ur Hand.
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>Boy: Fork
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>Ms Neelam: What Is It That All Men Have One Of It's Longer On Some Men
>Than On Others, The Pope Doesn't Use His And A Man Gives It To His Wife
>After They're
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>Married?
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>Boy: Surname
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>Ms Neelam: What Part Of The Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of
>Veins, Like Pumping, & Is Responsible For Making Love?
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>Boy: Heart.
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>The Principal Breathed A Sigh Of Relief And Said To The Teacher,
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>"Send This Boy. To Delhi University, I Got The Last Ten Questions Wrong
>Myself!"