spuff
06-02-2007, 01:50 AM
I lifted this of the PR website:
A "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole
A “Dennis Wise” - a nasty 5 footer
A “Salman Rushdie” - an impossible read
A “Rock Hudson” - looked straight, but it wasnt
A “Cuban” - needed one more revolution
An “Elton John”- a big bender that lips the rim
An “ Adolf Hitler” - two shots in the bunker
A “Saddam Hussein” - from one bunker straight into another
A “ Yasser Arafat” - ugly and in the sand
A “Kate Winslett” - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A “Gerry Adams” - playing a Provisional
A “Glen Miller” - didn't make it over the water
An “Arthur Scargill” - a great strike but a poor result
A “Russell Grant” - a fat iron
A “Rodney King” - over-clubbed
An “O.J. Simpson” - got away with it
A 'Princess Grace” - should have taken the driver
A “Princess Di” - shouldn't have taken the driver
A “Robin Cook” - just died on the hill
A “Michael Jackson” - gradually fading
A “Douglas Bader” - looked good in the air, but didnt have the legs
A “Ken Livingstone” - quite far left
A “ Jean-Marie LePen” - a long way right
A “Ladyboy” - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A “condom” - safe but didnt feel real good
A “circus tent” - a BIG top
An “Anna Kournikova” - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A “ Vinnie Jones” - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A 'Sally Gunnell” - ugly, but a good runner
A “Liz McColgan” - Ugly but runs forever
A "Brazilian" - Shaves both sides of the hole
A "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole
A “Dennis Wise” - a nasty 5 footer
A “Salman Rushdie” - an impossible read
A “Rock Hudson” - looked straight, but it wasnt
A “Cuban” - needed one more revolution
An “Elton John”- a big bender that lips the rim
An “ Adolf Hitler” - two shots in the bunker
A “Saddam Hussein” - from one bunker straight into another
A “ Yasser Arafat” - ugly and in the sand
A “Kate Winslett” - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A “Gerry Adams” - playing a Provisional
A “Glen Miller” - didn't make it over the water
An “Arthur Scargill” - a great strike but a poor result
A “Russell Grant” - a fat iron
A “Rodney King” - over-clubbed
An “O.J. Simpson” - got away with it
A 'Princess Grace” - should have taken the driver
A “Princess Di” - shouldn't have taken the driver
A “Robin Cook” - just died on the hill
A “Michael Jackson” - gradually fading
A “Douglas Bader” - looked good in the air, but didnt have the legs
A “Ken Livingstone” - quite far left
A “ Jean-Marie LePen” - a long way right
A “Ladyboy” - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A “condom” - safe but didnt feel real good
A “circus tent” - a BIG top
An “Anna Kournikova” - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A “ Vinnie Jones” - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A 'Sally Gunnell” - ugly, but a good runner
A “Liz McColgan” - Ugly but runs forever
A "Brazilian" - Shaves both sides of the hole