Anybody Need A Moan

[zimajays]

Welcome to TCB’s long drop

The object of this thread is to have a moan, with out offending anyone, with out dreading the cliché advice that people give. This is just so you can have a b***h. NO ADVICE THANKS!

Now this is the important bit, when you are done with the moan you have to full the bucket with sand and throw down the longdrop, so it stops the bad stuff from spreading! If you don’t then we are at liberty to make “stinky” jokes at your expenses! Washing hands is optional!!

Like so…

I am so fed up with this bloody weather, we are making our way into winter and I am yet to see the summer. I also have had enough of the NHS - I hate the fact we are just numbers and statistics with them


* zimajays throws sand down the hole, picks up nice smelling soap and washes hands!



PS - If however you would like to show your support by giving wangs - that is up to you!!!!

[Edmonsta]

I'm sick of being in a shitty job and not knowing what I want to do with my life.


*edmonsta realises he dropped his phone down the longdrop, just his luck. Nevermind, he thinks, it will be fun to ring it while other people are on the crapper...*




*washes hands and checks hair in mirror*


*is there a mirror in the long drop?*

[Chick]

I am seriously sulking about the fact that for the past four days I have opened up TCB to see I have NO reps. I is the wang slut afterall, how can I be slutting if I get no reps? I will just have to keep those funny postings in my in-box until I stopped sulking. I is just gonna keep my wangs to myself .....

*Wipes bum with scraps of newspaper and decides not to throw down the sand - 'smell that' is my thinking.*

Just about to leave the long drop when the phone rings, thinking: that's a muffled ring tone'

[barto11]

i'm sick and tired of living in a stupid country where i dont fit in, its either cold, sunny but with a galeforce wind, or absolutely bucketing down or a triple combination of all three

hears phone but ignores it...feels who ever is calling can wait

[zimajays]

I sooo f**king fed up with the heap of shit that gets loaded on my sholders... I is only one person...

picks up bucket, throws it down the hole and sits on the sand. The smell in the long drop is better then outside - peace and quiet.

[squeakyB]

I am sick of my pathetic excuse for a boss! he expects me to work 24/7 and yet if I need an hour off to take daughter to the Doc its a mission...

belinda chucks boss down long drop follwed by the sand...

[watershed_bestplaceever]

The SA Driving people can go (*&^&(*^(#% if they don't I will *&*%&% them, and if that does not work I'll get someone else to (*^*#%)(* up. They are a usless bunch of *&(^ *&)) idiots who are all driving illegal themselves. Their corrupt (*&(*& is driving me *&(*& crazy. I'm not some teenager who has no clue how to drive. Im 30. life is a ^*&%%*& mystery

[hoadc]

The same S**t day after day, it's just the depth that varies and this weather is really starting to pee me of big time.

* i'am fed up with long drops I what a proper toilet

[zimajays]

Why, when there is a crisis in my family, do they all turn to me and expect me to be a werewolf, and bear my fangs to get things done!


pours sand down the long drop and shuffles out

[FerrariSucks]

fucking run, piss off, go weee in the ocean

[Patson]

thinks but hurts himself due to a whole tribe of goatsmen in his head so he does his A.G.B and throws sand down

[sally]

why do people come to me for money!!!! i am not a f**cking Bank!!!

*pours sand down the pit*

[Chick]

I couldn't sleep last night and spent the whole night playing games in arcade ......... no wait, wrong thread

moves into the happy room

[dallas]

Why do we look like an ATM, whenever THEY want money we must just hand it over!! Go F£$%ing work !!!!!

[zimajays]

why are women soooo bitchy, why can't they just say what they gotta say to people and be done with it, why make silly inuuendo's and bitchy comments behind others back...

* zimajays pulls knife out her mates back and goes looking for the b***h who put it there - then comes and puts sand down long drop... and then throws b***h down there as well

[trouble]

why can't men ever just be honest about what they want from you??! it's always game playing and b*ll*cks and if you pull them up on it and say what the f*ck are you playing at you get attacked for being a pushy demanding woman??

*trouble considers throwing man in question down long drop but realises it wouldn't be worth the hassle so just throws sand down and wanders out in the pouring rain*

[Chel]

why are people so fickle! ?? it burns my ass that one day someone is your friend the next the bitching about you!!! im with zimajays!!! grrr

chel throws supersized sand down the long drop

[zimajays]

just comes in to sit and ponder the joys that is life...


throws sand down long drop and spras sweet pea airfreshner...

[Chel]

hee hee that feels better than moaning hay? im all for the air freshners :)

[Chick]

I thought I would sit on the long drop and have a moan about Firefox which has suddently decided not to accept TCB. I have thrown the cookies out and still it will not accept me as a member, just a guest. Poo hoo.

*looks around to find there is no newspaper available*
*shouts - anybody out there - help*
*hears that phone ringing again*

[barto11]

thinks chick should stop throwing her cookie around willy-nilly...and says to use a leaf

[Chick]

*shouts, can somebody pass me a banana leaf please*

[zimajays]

* barto11 thinks chick should stop throwing her cookie around willy-nilly...and says to use a leaf


careful batro, that sounds like advice and if you will read the rules
NO ADVICE - I will neg rep you next time!!!

[barto11]

sorry medem....i forgot(also couldnt resist it...but then again its not the cuss thread either)

[zimajays]

thanks barto fot the apology

[ACE]

I need to moan, where to start? No water, no zesa, no meat, no milk, no bread. But still we stick around. AT LEAST WE HAVE THE SUNSHINE.

[Chel]

hay we have our sunny days here too :) ... okay once in a while

[zimajays]

would like to remind Chel that this is a NO advise thread, just support...

[Richard]

i support that motion...

[zimajays]

is wondering if Richard would like neg reps?????

[Richard]

*richard wonders if zj's has the plastic balls/dildo to do that....

[zimajays]

wonders if richard has enough strength to handle a neg rep from me!

[Richard]

*richard blinks to try and get the worried look out of his eye

[Chel]

lol advise? i didnt give advise did i ??? sorry if i did :)

[Richard]

*richard thinks that zj's should stop bullying the other house mates

[zimajays]

*richard thinks that zj's should stop bullying the other house mates


yes dear...

[Richard]

no dear...

[Goblin]

Im spitting wasps because our house we have been settled in for two years is been sold and we have a month to get out.....

[Chick]

Totally unimpressed. My boyfriend has to work Saturday and Sunday. Next weekend is the same.

shouts out for someone to bring some newspaper.

[Chel]

that b#tch i used to be friends with just buggers off to london to stay with some guy she hasnt even met before, for the weekend! is she fu$%$%cking crazy?!!?!?

chel throws more sand down the long drop and walks away

[Chick]

is not coming in here until someone tears up more newspaper and refills the sand bucket.....

[zimajays]

tears up more news paper and fulls the bucket with sand...

[Chick]

I would like to moan about the fact I stood for over half and hour waiting for a bus today. I had two heavy bags of shopping and was wishing I had taken the car and taken a chance on finding a space and paid the parking fee. Sigh.

wipes hands on wall, pulls off one postage stamp piece of newspaper and chucks the sand down the hole.

[barto11]

i am fucking unipressed that i bowled 9.5 overs, without bowling one no bowl....and i fucked up on my last one....my fault i know but still enough to moan about!!!

wonders why chick thinks she is so special that she needs newspaper, but thanks zj for supplying it

[Chel]

chel wonders why barto is swearing so much?

[barto11]

chel wonders why barto is swearing so much?

coz if you knew the season i've had...it put me in a very bad mood:smiley36: :smiley6:

[Chick]

* barto11 wonders why chick thinks she is so special that she needs newspaper, but thanks zj for supplying it


Barto, meet me in the cuss thread..

[barto11]

i was just asking a question....am too tired for cuss thread

[zimajays]

Why is it that financial institutions think they are smarter then me. Why do they always start thier arguments with "NO BUT" I am fed up with arguing with the tax man, (by the way UK tax Department = Zim Tax Department - no difference, these idiots also lose forms) only to be proved right 2 months down the line by which time I am dealing with another zit infested lightie who has flourescent light burn - grrrrr. And then there are the banks - OMG they are so tight bloody sparks fly out of thier bum holes, at the mere mention of refunds - idiots x 3!

* zimajays mumbles bloody banks, bloody tax man, bloddy bloody bloody while throwing sand down the pit. Notice's the sand is getting a bit high - might be time to dig another hole!

[Chick]

* Chick bags not digging another moan hole.

My moan is: The boyfriend offered to cook dinner whilst I went out to do some work. When I returned at 8.45pm he was playing computer games and no food cooking. We finally ate a simple pasta dish at 10.30.

* Chick chucks down sand, slaps hands together to brush off sand and leaves the room.

[sally]

I dont know whats wrong! But not feeling myself today?? Cant wait to be in SA!!!!

sand thrown in pit!

[zimajays]

I haven't done the washing for a bit - its been raining and I can't be asked - anyway no matter how I put my one and only clean pair of knickes on this morning they felt back to front - so I spent the whole day digging them outta my butt - coz they have a bloody personality problem - in as much as they think they are thongs - well I fixed them - they are now shredded and in the bin!

throws sand on the heap that is growing!

[FerrariSucks]

If that was your one and only clean pair and its in the bin then thats means, ohhhh dude, come on, this is a family site:smiley3: :smiley11: :smiley36: :smiley9: :whistling:

[FerrariSucks]

I have a headache and haven't slept well in 2 days, the weather is shit, work is busy and I can't wait for things to get better.

[Chel]

theres this girl at work thats younger than me who thinks shes my boss?? im mean WTF?? she is driving me completely and utterly insane!!
she sits there on her fat ass and barks orders at me ie 'make me some tea'

a truckload of sand thrown in pit and a promise to dig a new moan hole asap!!

[FerrariSucks]

just pour the truckload of sand on her, no-one saw anything in here:smiley2: :smiley2:

[Goblin]

have hay fever this morning, its raining and i just called an estate agents about a house and got told by a very " bright" young girl that she cant understand my accent!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chick]

I got a cold and very grumpy with it.

sniffs, coughs, spits - dumps sand and leaves

[FerrariSucks]

this place is turning into a beach with all the sand

Its fu@king raining again, the sun was out like 3 hours ago, WTF?????

[barto11]

why do poms insist on making out in not very private private places!!!!

i mean get a room for christs sake...clubs maybe, but not on escalators in tube stations...not in trains...and certainly not right infront of people trying to eat at London Victoria food court...i dont care how much you "love" eachother!!!

throws sand and thinks its time he get himself a girlfriend for the timebeing

[zimajays]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

throws sand down the hole

[FerrariSucks]

whats up with you?

[Chick]

Pffft *Yawn - I need sleep*

leaves chundabox without throwing sand, washing hands or closing the door - cause she's too tired

[zimajays]

&%*)&^_&%^%$%^$)^_&&%%£$"£ GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thows sand and walks out to get a shovel!

[zimajays]

walks in and digs another hole coz DAMN!

[Goblin]

I have terminal flu

[zimajays]

Why? Ahhh fcuk it!

* zimajays throws herself down the hole and gets stuck half way down - story of her life

[Chick]

Had one of those days, starting with locking myself outta my flat..... grabbed the car keys and did not pick up the house keys. IF anyone asks why I don't keep both sets on one ring, I gonna scream.

has a sob, wipes her nose on her T-shirt, feels a little better and scrawls a note on the back of the door to ZJ saying thanks for new hole

[zimajays]

walks in sits down...


A bloody pigeon went to town on me today, not once, hell no that would have been sods law, he went twice!!

WTF who in the hell of it has heard of a pigeon doing its business twice in one go!

throws sand down the long drop and stomps off!

[FerrariSucks]

Had one of those days, starting with locking myself outta my flat..... grabbed the car keys and did not pick up the house keys. IF anyone asks why I don't keep both sets on one ring, I gonna scream.

* Chick has a sob, wipes her nose on her T-shirt, feels a little better and scrawls a note on the back of the door to ZJ saying thanks for new hole

Why dont you keep them together?:whistling:

[FerrariSucks]

The sun came out for 3 days in the middle of the week and now that the weekend is coming its fu@king off again

[Chick]

Sis FS you didn't wipe, nor dump soil.

enters and notices the mess FS left and leaves the room with kness firmly clasped together.

[Chick]

* Chick enters the room in a huff.

Muttering to herself: I posted 25 jokes this weekend and I did not get one wang, not one!!

* Chick sniffs - looks around for paper - a water bucket - a pile of sand - anything - to no avail.

She screams: *who's in charge here*

[Chick]

My moan is about Car Dealer garages. The relay thingie went on the car therefore it did not recognise the key and would not start. We had to get it towed to the Fiat garage. The spare part cost £12.53 the labour cost £152.99. Total bill inc. vat. £194.49 and I had to get a taxi to the dealers to pick up the car £10.

* Chick dumps keys down pit and considers selling car

[Chick]

I need a moan, but I am so wound up about my noisy neighbours and the hell they are causing, that if I start I will get the official badge for having the longest post ever .........

dumps some soil, screams and leaves the room

[sally]

chick cheer up hun!!! play music at a ungodly hour really loud!!!

[Chick]

Can't chill, got serious noise - they got a kid running up and down all day and night. can't play loud music cause I will disturb the other neighbours ..... sigh. Working on a solution as we speak !!

[Patson]

ahhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrrrrr hmmmmmmmmmm

plays in sand and leaves...

[sally]

I am pissed with certain people who make life hell for others!!!
Who cares if my red lipstick is not postbox red?

[Patson]

eish

gives every one a prozack attack mhahahaha

[sally]

thanks patson!!

[Chick]

Chick enterers the room muttering and sighing and wonders why anyone would play in the loo sand .....

is so intense on this thinking she forgets why she came into the room in the first place, wipes her hands on her t-shirt, farts and leaves .....

[etranger]

I,m p&ssed off with my city, its the only one in Oz that don't have freeways.

[joemac]

Where are ya?

[Chick]

It's cold - and there is a long cold dark wet 8 months to go.....

wipes her hands on her jeans - sniffs, coughs and leaves the room

[Armstrong-Abbott]

My moan exactly, Chick! I wish I was a hedgehog so I could hibernate till Easter !!!!!!!!!!! Didn't go away this summer because of the weather so am going away to Wales next month for half-term. Chosen a place with an indoor heated swimming pool so I don't care what the weather's like. Think I'll buy a sun-lamp for SAD (seasonally affected disorder) and I'll just pretend!!

[Chick]

Gonna moan about the price of sun-lamps for SAD. They are so expensive and you have to sit in front of them for up to 6hrs to feel the effect....

wipes hands on jeans again

[Edmonsta]

I'm not here to moan today, I've just come to get the phone that I dropped down the poo shute.

A colleague broke theirs and needs a phone, so I've offered my old one to them.

:smiley2: :smiley32:

[zimajays]

sweet - Ed while you are down there - can you please dig the hole a bit deeper!!

[Edmonsta]

Sure!

*dig dig*



*plop*



HEY! READ THE SIGN, THE TOILET IS CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE!!!! AAAARGH!!! :smiley5:

[Chick]

is hopping from foot to foot holding her ***** waiting for Edmonsta to finish digging out the phone and digging a deeper pit...... hurry man, it's an emergency.

looks around and spots a large bush and hops away......

[Chick]

When will the toilet be open for use, the bush is full!!

[zimajays]

has given up cleaning the long drop!

Ya'll a filthy punch of S**T Heads!!

[Chick]

I'm not cleaning it neither, we need a volunteer or volunteer someone - now then, who's been naughty these past few days....

leaves to consider

[zimajays]

has a couple of people in mind, but wonders if prada will survive all the kuk!

[sally]

i really dont want to be the cleaner!!!

[Chick]

The sun has gone, the clouds are grey and low, it's cold and I have the heating on - I dread my gas bills.

[dallas]

Is tired of family problems.....wish they would just go away!!

[Chick]

This is my moan for the week:

I am seriously tired of people showing off their bum cracks..... yesterday I had the worst eye-full going. This woman wearing jeans that sat just above her groin, bent down to pick something up in front of me and my man as we casually walked along the road...... and there it was - the longest, whitest bum crack.

You see them in the pubs, supermarkets, street, bus - these cracks are everywhere - I say - put them away.

[dallas]

I agree with you there!!! and if you are going to show your undies make sure they dont have holes in them

[Shayne]

This is my moan for the week:

I am seriously tired of people showing off their bum cracks..... yesterday I had the worst eye-full going. This woman wearing jeans that sat just above her groin, bent down to pick something up in front of me and my man as we casually walked along the road...... and there it was - the longest, whitest bum crack.

You see them in the pubs, supermarkets, street, bus - these cracks are everywhere - I say - put them away.

I say no. We need somewhere to park our bicycles.

[dallas]

you only want tight cracks to park your bike in, the ones wesee are flabby and crabby

[Shayne]

Well, then you can fit two bikes in.

[dallas]

ewwwwww

[Chick]

Rain rain rain, it's the rain train pulling into town

/me thinks - of course - Glastonbury is on

[dallas]

that says it all!!!

[Chick]

I thought I would nudge this thread for Pennymac. She wanted a version opposite to the happy room.

Here you are love, have a moan, it's good for you to let it all out.

[Sam Edwards]

Its bloody cold here, got tracksuit top on and just Skyped Chick who is sitting in London with the windows open and her string vest on:whistling:

[Chick]

Ya, you just had to mention the string vest - I love my stringy. It's only other people who moan about it.

[gertrude]

*clearing my throat*...for the last 7-10 days, we (here in Zim..well, at least those that use Afriglobal/Iwayafrica) have not been able to get to virtually anywhere that is of interest. Hubby has been trying to do research pertaining to the socio-psychological reasons for people getting HIV/AIDS. 95% of the sites he would normally visit are not available.

At the moment, I have been waiting 30 minutes for the front page of FB to load.

Lots of other arrgh's, but...

not much I can about it. At least they're not rioting here......

[Sam Edwards]

Ya, you just had to mention the string vest - I love my stringy. It's only other people who moan about it.

:smiley36:I thought this would get a reply LOL, :naughty:

[gertrude]

Sam, where the heck are you that you are freezing to death? Back in Zim????

[Sam Edwards]

Sam, where the heck are you that you are freezing to death? Back in Zim????
Im in Baydon in Wiltshire...Highest town in Wiltshire apparently...maybe that is why its so bloody cold. :smiley6:

[pennymac]

ah Chick, you're my saviour, why didn't I know about this thread before??

Ok, I have a big whinge today. 6 weeks ago, I send out an e-mail to all of our West Australian clients and said we were putting on a training session on friday the 1st of July, could they let me know if they're interested. I got 2 or 3 back...then last week I got 6 people who wanted to join, and this morning, I got 3!! Seriously??? The day before?? I've already ordered the catering, and I've already had the manuals done, now I've got to run around like a blue arse fly increasing the catering, and doing manuals and driving all the way to the trainers house to drop them off. Did they just wake up this morning and think "oh, I don't feel like going to work tomorrow, maybe I'll go to that training penny was talking about and get a nice lunch??"
AGGGHHHH

[Chick]

So glad I found this thread, might be spending a while in here.

After a terrible evening spent bending over the toilet chucking - I have to wake up at 8:00pm to take meds. Then husband woke up early (unusal) so I was woken again, after 2hrs max restless sleep. I have four appointments todays. One nurse visit at home and three at the hospital which means from 1-5 I will be at the hospital. I am that tired and grumpy I think husband is in for a harsh time too......

Then the dishwasher pump decided to pack up and machine spewed water all over the kitchen floor. Hand washing dishes - my least favourite task.

This is one grumpy - pissed off - tired of it all CHICK

Wangs would help folks, aww go on, cheer me up please.

[A N T]

I'm sick of not having a job. Agencies don't wanna know my story when i call them, they just say ''We'll call you" and the hang up !!! :smiley35:

[Tricky Nicky]

Well, I just got soaked in the rain - eish it was like being back in Zim - it poured it down. I was out at lunch (teach me to go shopping) and it started chucking it down. Well, my handbag sized brolly kept the front of my hair dry, but the ends are wet, by shoes are soaked as are my tights and the bottom of my suit! Not a happy bunny! :smiley6:

[gertrude]

Nicky...sorry, what did I say that warranted your response (rep thingie)?

Really, I love you all ferociously, but really wish I could get on Facebook again...sometime soon.

After all, we are paying US$315 a month for having interweb connection. At the moment, I can only get here and google search....

[Tricky Nicky]

Shame Gertie - you just sounded so despondent - so I thought I would cheer you up - have just sent you another one xx

[Chick]

I got very cold today and I should have worn my socks, hate cold feet.

[pennymac]

I have a moan. The accounts lady in our office is useless. Here is an example:

On Friday, the day that she works and I don't, she must have put a whole tree through the shredder and broken it. I don't think she understands that if you can only put through 6 pages at a time, that means maximum 6 pages every time. Anyway, so it's broken, but she doesn't bother telling anyone, or leaving me a note or anything, no no, she just goes off on holiday for two weeks and leaves like that.
I rang the people we bought it off, and they said if there's paper stuck in the cutters because you put through much through, take it out, and it will revive. So I take the machine off, straighten a paper clip and dig paper out of the cutters for half an hour, and now it's back in action.
My moan is why the bloody hell didn't she do that. Or at the very least acknowledge that she'd killed the stupid thing!!! Honestly, it's hard to get good help these days.

[Chick]

I am so grumpy today. I don't get enough sleep due to meds time and for some reason I keep waking up really early and unable to get back to sleep. I can't always catch a nap during the day, appointments - busy etc - so I am getting max 6 hrs a night. Makes me tired and grumpy and I am the wifey from grumspville at the moment.

[Penga Penga]

I have a moan. The accounts lady in our office is useless. Here is an example:

On Friday, the day that she works and I don't, she must have put a whole tree through the shredder and broken it. I don't think she understands that if you can only put through 6 pages at a time, that means maximum 6 pages every time. Anyway, so it's broken, but she doesn't bother telling anyone, or leaving me a note or anything, no no, she just goes off on holiday for two weeks and leaves like that.
I rang the people we bought it off, and they said if there's paper stuck in the cutters because you put through much through, take it out, and it will revive. So I take the machine off, straighten a paper clip and dig paper out of the cutters for half an hour, and now it's back in action.
My moan is why the bloody hell didn't she do that. Or at the very least acknowledge that she'd killed the stupid thing!!! Honestly, it's hard to get good help these days.


I think we can only put it down to the ""A"" factor. We had a similair one in Africa...???. Just grin and think of your nu country.

[pennymac]

Maybe, Penga! I can think of a lot of A factors to blame it on!

[gertrude]

still no internet to speak of...

[Sam Edwards]

I cant belive the lenghts that some people out there will go to, when taking advantage of elderly or vunrable people...they should all be locked up:smiley6:

[sally]

i could moan all day! I am a woman after all and its my parogative!!

[pennymac]

yes yes, I have a moan. My passport has expired, and to replace it it going to cost me more than double what it cost last time, (because this is a "smart" one, or what ever they call it), and it's only going to last half the time, 5 years.
I"m feeling very ripped off!!!

[Chick]

I am going to moan about the feril tom cat that howls and fights all night long on the estate, give me a gun please.

[Sam Edwards]

I could not find the pet peev thread for you Penny but found this one.
My moan.......I cant think of anything worthy of moaning about...Im off life is good.

[pennymac]

My boss came in today and said "Penny, I want you to re-design our website"...WTF?? Is he kidding? What do I know about websites and how to design one? Not only that, I have to re-write the content too!! I haven't the foggiest idea how the average 16 year old australian things, or the average Australian teacher for that matter. For me, this is definitely the deep end.

[sarahe]

My moan... why do the school holidays have to end? My boys are too little to be at school anyway. I want them home to play with me. Much more fun than working....

My other moan... my to do list is far too long and is growing everyday because I don't have time to do my work with the kids at home....

I just can't win ;)

[sarahe]

My boss came in today and said "Penny, I want you to re-design our website"...WTF?? Is he kidding? What do I know about websites and how to design one? Not only that, I have to re-write the content too!! I haven't the foggiest idea how the average 16 year old australian things, or the average Australian teacher for that matter. For me, this is definitely the deep end.

Wow Penny, that sounds really scary. Very interesting though.. What kind of web site is it? x

[Sam Edwards]

Pen Im sure there must be someone on here who can help you??

[yarrumsg]

my gripe... wifi on my iphone has gone kaput... erm.. like hello another crap product, there appears to be a major fault with them...

[Belladonna]

Dropped my ipod in the sink when I was washing up and it is f***ed!! How am I supposed to survive without it????

[pennymac]

My colleague suggested something very smart!! I'm going to send the work to our graphic designer, and see what she comes up with. The boss will never know, he'll think I'm just clever :)

I've resisted getting an iphone, or any other sort of pda, I don't want to be that dependent of a phone. Some of my friends don't know what day of the week it is if their phone doesn't tell them.

[Penga Penga]

I am sure this site is apolitical.But i just cannot stand our PM Julia Gillylardass:smiley5:..She irritates me consistently..She and what she stands for is wrecking this fine adopted country we call Australia!!..
Is there anybody out and about that likes her??

[gertrude]

...Some of my friends don't know what day of the week it is if their phone doesn't tell them.

*putting my hand up* Well, I don't know what day it is if my computer doesn't tell me...:smiley36:

No iphone, but then no zesa, no internet to speak of, batteries on the inverter are dying a death. The list goes on and on...

[dallas]

I need to start packing boxes but just dont have the.......ummmm........Just cant be arsed!

[yarrumsg]

Dropped my ipod in the sink when I was washing up and it is f***ed!! How am I supposed to survive without it????

they are pretty hardy, let it dry out with out turning back on 9/10 it will power up again :)

what type of ipod was it? is it worth fixing or replacing?

[sarahe]

I heard that if if you need to dry out a phone/ipod the best way is to put it in a bag with some uncooked rice... apparently it soak up the moisture...

[yarrumsg]

I heard that if if you need to dry out a phone/ipod the best way is to put it in a bag with some uncooked rice... apparently it soak up the moisture...

gadget show uk did a test it didn't work any better than just drying it out :)

airing cupboard the best, but sadly once it's wet it will start rusting eventually.

[sarahe]

My moan... I have too much to do!

I'm having to run garys business while he works full time elsewhere, and it takes a lot if time. I have the children to look after, and Bens still at home full time, which again takes a lot of time. I have assignments to do for uni. And now I have to make lunch for 22 men tomorrow as its our turn to bring food for cricket. No idea what to make. And I don't have a car to go to the shops and get the food as garys taken it for work. Plus student finance still haven't paid me last years grant, so have no money.

Feel a little better now... sorry to rant!

[yarrumsg]

pasta or a poijtie (sp)

[gertrude]

For me...pasta.

But that's just me...

[pennymac]

Poitjie all the way!!!

[doug-g]

We had a poitjie on Wed - all sorts of leftovers from the fridge - was YUMMY

[zimboykie]

My gripe? ****ing ***holes who park in handicap parkings who are NOT handicapped (except mentally!) as well as people with NO kids present parking in child-allocated parkings. So you have to walk a whole 100 extra paces to park somewhere else? Aw, shame, like that's really going to kill you!

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[yarrumsg]

My gripe? ****ing ***holes who park in handicap parkings who are NOT handicapped (except mentally!) as well as people with NO kids present parking in child-allocated parkings. So you have to walk a whole 100 extra paces to park somewhere else? Aw, shame, like that's really going to kill you!

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ha ha ha do what a mate of a mate did, got hold of another mate with a crane, and had the car relocated to the top of an electricty box, it was there for about 3 weeks until the guy could organise a crane driver and the power company to turn the zesa off

[zimboykie]

ha ha ha do what a mate of a mate did, got hold of another mate with a crane, and had the car relocated to the top of an electricty box, it was there for about 3 weeks until the guy could organise a crane driver and the power company to turn the zesa off

I just wish l was built like Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) & just blatantly ask so where the *uck is the child or disability? & then see what they do. Alas l ain't no Arnie so that'll never happen. :smiley6:

[jiggs]

I just wish I had more time to get on to TCB. Having some serious withdrawl issues

[sarahe]

I get so angry with the ople hopak in bay spaces too. Generally its people with fancy cars that dont want them scratched. I actually said something to someone once. A well dressed lady in her early 30's. She was climbing out of a bmw in the only mother and babyspace, while i had to walk with 2 kids from the other side of the car park. She came out with the most with the most bizarre answer when confronted her.... "i have 2 children at home" ehh????? So that gives you the right to park in the baby space????? I just told her in that case she should know better. Well, I've never heard such language come out of a woman before. Screaming, swearing, cursing at me. I just walked off. Security guard had a word and moved her along....

They should clamp or fine peope who use baby spaces without children.DOn't know why they dont. They'd make a fortune!

[yarrumsg]

lol u don't need to be Arnie but it sure helps, i have a mate who is 6ft and change in brass and high silver denominations.

Some dude cut him off so he followed him agressivly to let him know he was angry with him, when he eventually stopped he had some words with the guy, he then got home and called the cops to look at their cctv footage and express their conserns with this guys driving, when he got through to the cops they asked him to come in and when he arrived they gave him points on his license and thanked him for making their job easier, because the wife of the guy in the car had phoned in to say that some giant was beating up her husband.

i got miffed with the guys in our old complex, with parking there were 5 flats 11 parking spaces and do u think i could park my 1 car... ever.

2 flats had 4 vehicles each, 2 never moved as the owner got done for DUI, and he used them for storage sheds. i was one trolly jack away from getting two to jacks to lift their cars and move them out the way, when my other half called the estate agent, and asked them to organise reserved parking for the flats, instead she mailed the two culprits let them know it was us who asked and it caused a massive rift in the complex, however it was great i could park and no one there spoke to us for 6 months it was brilliant

[yarrumsg]

oh and get a crutch from the charity shop, and just post it through the dudes back window sorted.

what does get my goat is disabled people get a grant to buy a car, and they get a jag or a range rover, erm... hi whats wrong with a golf?

[Sam Edwards]

My gripe? ****ing ***holes who park in handicap parkings who are NOT handicapped (except mentally!) as well as people with NO kids present parking in child-allocated parkings. So you have to walk a whole 100 extra paces to park somewhere else? Aw, shame, like that's really going to kill you!

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I agree, very very irritating, but beware of confronting someone who has parked in a handicapped parking who does not "Appear" disabled. There are many illness's where they are ok, can walk ect one day and be in a wheelchair the next.
So you could come seriously short taking on someone who you do not think is disabled, The cops in UK take threatening behaviour to a vunrable adult or child VERY SERIOUSLY. So keep that in mind before taking anyone on.

[yarrumsg]

I agree, very very irritating, but beware of confronting someone who has parked in a handicapped parking who does not "Appear" disabled. There are many illness's where they are ok, can walk ect one day and be in a wheelchair the next.
So you could come seriously short taking on someone who you do not think is disabled, The cops in UK take threatening behaviour to a vunrable adult or child VERY SERIOUSLY. So keep that in mind before taking anyone on.

ok so break the camera first, then bust the dudes window. :)

and check for the blue badge first :)

[pennymac]

It's not about confronting someone who doesn't look disabled, it's whether they have a disabled badge or not. ...I took Nan shopping one day, at a big shopping centre, where they hire out those mobility scooters, so I left Nan on a bench by the front door, and then had to go and fetch the scooter, which was at the other end of the shopping centre, and drive it to Nan...the looks I got were priceless. So I guess that's a lesson not to judge too quickly.
I just want to moan that it's Monday, and I don't feel like being at work today.

[boards]

im sore. 2 days of cricket and I am poked.

[sarahe]

Today I'm hating the fact that our family and friends are so far away

[yarrumsg]

yup it is a crying shame i remember when the first few friends were leaving and there weren't that many more or less to do their uni and were more or less coming back, but then who can blame anyone for doing what they have done, just sadly not everyone wants to be in teh same location, i headed this way thinking that's where my aunt and uncles would go, and family would follow sadly they wound up in Oz, and i know unless they come to visit, my folks won't see them again as they won't be able to afford to go to oz, so they might we well be on the moon or mars.

[pennymac]

That really is a shame!
Next year I am going to 3 very good friends' weddings. 1 in the UK, one in Zim, and one in Jamaica. I live in Australia...and those are just 3 of my friends, we're scattered all over the world.
PS, I'm hoping to win the lotto to pay for all of these trips.

[Tricky Nicky]

Today, I really need a moan, but as I don't do it often I think it will be okay just this once.

I am just so tired to being let down by people you consider to be your friends, people you have literally given the shirt off your back! Very upsetting and depressing. Makes you want to just give up being a nice person really

[Sam Edwards]

So much to be done, so little time and even less money!!!
How can you help people who wont help themselves? FUSTRATING!!!!
But what is the point in moaning? guess it takes the load off for a moment.

[pennymac]

Moaning is therapeutic, you can tell TCB all your problems, feel a bit better, and not have to hand over lots of money to see a councellor! See, TCB provides a valuable service to society!

[Penga Penga]

So much to be done, so little time and even less money!!!
How can you help people who wont help themselves? FUSTRATING!!!!
But what is the point in moaning? guess it takes the load off for a moment.


Tot facienadae paramfactum "so much to do so little time" old PE Motto
Prince Edward..(rough spelling and translation)
Sam Edwards same but different hey!!

[pennymac]

I don't know if this is a moan so much, but I don't have an imagination.
I think it's an organ, like a heart, or a lung, and I was born without one. It's not a life threatening condition, but it can certainly be a handicap!

[gertrude]

Yes, I have a moan...

As some of you may or may not know, I really have not had any Internet since the end of June.

After speaking with our provider several times at the start, they (Afriglobal) said it was a problem with equipment in Turin. This bit has since been repaired.

Unfortunately, our connection is still not working. Upon queries, the best they can come with is that "the provider is not servicing that link particularly well".

So, sensibly (I think), I asked what they were going to do about it.

The best they have come up with so far is to offer us another "package" at half the speed (256Kbps vice 512Kbps which what we supposedly have now), at more money per month.

At a time when just about any other connection in Zim is getting faster and faster, albeit not close to UK connection speeds, they have the f**k**g nerve to offer something slower and more expensive.

WTF?!?!?!?!

[gertrude]

Sorry, just a wee bit annoyed about this whole thing...

[Sam Edwards]

Help!!!! I think I have been hacked or I have a virus, my e mails will not open. My face book opens but only the top info bar opens it does not show me anything.... Penny or Mom or anyone with my e-mail address please let me know if you get any strange e-mails from me, WHAT DO I DO??? TCB seems to be the only site that will open but even that the forum page wont open for me???

[pennymac]

I haven't had anything from you Sam, so maybe you haven't been hacked, sounds a bit virus ish though....I hope it's not. Fingers crossed.

Gertie, did you punch them in the face? Can you change provider or is that expensive?

[Tricky Nicky]

Need to have a major moan.

I can't find a tattoo expert to do a report on one of my hideous cases - struggling to find somebody suitable!!!!!

Thinking of going to a mainstream tatooist but know that we will be met by a neanderthall with earings, nipple rings and a vest!!!! Arrrrrggggggg.

[gertrude]

Help!!!! I think I have been hacked or I have a virus, my e mails will not open. My face book opens but only the top info bar opens it does not show me anything.... Penny or Mom or anyone with my e-mail address please let me know if you get any strange e-mails from me, WHAT DO I DO??? TCB seems to be the only site that will open but even that the forum page wont open for me???

Sam, if you don't have a virus checker, you can get one for free at http://free.avg.com

[gertrude]

I haven't had anything from you Sam, so maybe you haven't been hacked, sounds a bit virus ish though....I hope it's not. Fingers crossed.

Gertie, did you punch them in the face? Can you change provider or is that expensive?

I'd love to punch them in the face, but they are in Jo'burg. Initial costs to change providers is rather expensive, mainly for new equipment. Unfortunately, I can't get to any local ISP sites to find out what the costs truly are because of these yahoos!

[Sam Edwards]

Help!!!! I think I have been hacked or I have a virus, my e mails will not open. My face book opens but only the top info bar opens it does not show me anything.... Penny or Mom or anyone with my e-mail address please let me know if you get any strange e-mails from me, WHAT DO I DO??? TCB seems to be the only site that will open but even that the forum page wont open for me???
Its ok....Panic over!!!! No virus. Thank goodness I pay a small fee every month to be with the geek squad and they fix for puta for you if there are any problems. Called them today and he fixed it for me. Something to do with my computer settings had gone wrong!!!!

[dallas]

Yay for Sam! My moan is that I am way to lazy! I really need to start packing up and I just dont have it in me at the moment. This lack of sleep issue is really getting me down!

[gertrude]

Thank heaven, Sam!!!

[petals]

Dallas, I'm also meant to be packing up...but as not sure of time of departure or destination I'm in a quandry as to where to start..........

[dallas]

I guess I should be greatful that Ihave a destination and nearly a date!!

[pennymac]

yes, I have a moan! My nose is blocked! I haven't smelled or tasted anything in days, and my snot is bright green!!!!
I've gone through a whole box of tissues at work, and another one at home, and it doesn't seem to make a great deal of difference. It's not really a cold though, because I don't have a sore throat or headache, so I suppose that's something to be grateful for.

[ozwheels]

What is with you girls at the moment - Rules for pooing at work, green snot......What next?

[pennymac]

seriously, its luminous green, like the radioactive stuff on the simpsons!!

[boards]

yes, I have a moan! My nose is blocked! I haven't spelled or tasted anything in days, and my snot is bright green!!!!
I've gone through a whole box of tissues at work, and another one at home, and it doesn't seem to make a great deal of difference. It's not really a cold though, because I don't have a sore throat or headache, so I suppose that's something to be grateful for.

not a doctor or anything but onions are fantastic for vitiman C so maybe stock up on them! also this wont help a blocked nose but if you have a runny nose then sniff salty water and it sorts it out one hit!

hope you get better soon!

[gertrude]

Yes, I have a moan.

I'm tired of working my butt off 15 hours a day, 7 days a week for clients with their never-ending requests only never to get paid for all the work.

[Tricky Nicky]

What is with you girls at the moment - Rules for pooing at work, green snot......What next?

Hey, we are just trying to keep up with you boys!

Pen, try echinacea - it is herbal and clears things like this up in no time at all. :smiley20:

[licorice]

Pen, get VitC and Zinc tabs and take them.

Moan, yes I need a proper holiday, its been simply ages and I acnt see me getting one for ages.

[doug-g]

I'm with you there Lic - I NEED A HOLIDAY - I was supposed to go to St Maarten in February - then our office burned down - & I missed that trip, so I haven't had a real holiday for a while - I'll take a week off in Nov, & a few days in Dec, but will end up cashing in the rest of my vacation time ...................

8-(

[boards]

my business partner pulled out earlier this week just as we were about to hit the "development" button. what a chop.

[pennymac]

oh no Boards, that's awful, cna you get someone else?
Why did he pull out?

[boards]

shifty white Kenyans...

[Sam Edwards]

Im sorry Bordsy, fingers crossed you can get someone else to step in,

[Tricky Nicky]

That is terrible Boards - sue his ass!

[Nyala]

You know what really gets me....a car merging into the highway at 60 or 70 km / hour when the speed limit is 110km/h...really bugs me!!

[scottm]

Winter setting in, Greece a mess, turn up at work to find out someone's broken in over the weekend and nicked all the heating fuel. Expensive at $1.50 a litre. Country is so corrupt it makes Zimbabwe look squeaky clean and to make matters worse the Greek Orthodox Church, biggest land and property owner in the country is pleading poverty. All priests are paid by the state (that's me and my taxes) and are classified as civil servants and can retire at 55 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on a state pension. I'm not even Orthodox or anything much else for that matter but that really pisses me off. Feel better for that. Bye

[gertrude]

Scott... I have been watching (Sky) news about the situation in Greece. I still can't come up with a better suggestion than come to Zim to live (not just visit). Kinda shite here, but not as bad as Greece, from what I've seen...

[cujimmy]

I've just had a second filling fall out in the past week. My dentist has just moved premises so can't do any work until they get re-accredited (or something). Now they're not answering their phone!!

Seriously considering moving, but other places would probably cost more.... :(

[pennymac]

it seems to me cujimmy, that it might be worth your while to go somewhere else where it might cost a little bit more, but at least the fillings stay in!

[scottm]

Scott... I have been watching (Sky) news about the situation in Greece. I still can't come up with a better suggestion than come to Zim to live (not just visit). Kinda shite here, but not as bad as Greece, from what I've seen...
Will make it eventually, just a matter of timing. The weird thing is that it's the best year the business has ever had ! Explain that one. As far as news goes I think it's just like Zim, if you don't want to get depressed, stop watching the news.

[boards]

aint that the truth Scottm!

[jiggs]

This sucks I just dont get enough time to visit this site any more

[zimboykie]

Winter setting in, Greece a mess, turn up at work to find out someone's broken in over the weekend and nicked all the heating fuel. Expensive at $1.50 a litre. Country is so corrupt it makes Zimbabwe look squeaky clean and to make matters worse the Greek Orthodox Church, biggest land and property owner in the country is pleading poverty. All priests are paid by the state (that's me and my taxes) and are classified as civil servants and can retire at 55 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on a state pension. I'm not even Orthodox or anything much else for that matter but that really pisses me off. Feel better for that. Bye

Hopefully all the lovely tzatziki, houmous, lamb kleftiko, deep-fried halloumi and baklava that you get there make up for all the kak you have to deal with!

[scottm]

Hopefully all the lovely tzatziki, houmous, lamb kleftiko, deep-fried halloumi and baklava that you get there make up for all the kak you have to deal with!
They're trying to ban tzatziki and homus to avoid a double dip recession. :smiley36:

[zimboykie]

They're trying to ban tzatziki and homus to avoid a double dip recession. :smiley36:

They'd better not introduce taramasalata then otherwise they will have egg on their face! :smiley36::smiley36:

[scottm]

They'd better not introduce taramasalata then otherwise they will have egg on their face! :smiley36::smiley36:
I think the loan deal was a feta acomplis between France and Germany. :smiley36::smiley36::smiley36:

[zimboykie]

Yes, they took pita on them it seems.....

[scottm]

Yes, they took pita on them it seems.....
It's going to take at least a hundred billion squid to pay it off.

[zimboykie]

It's going to take at least a hundred billion squid to pay it off.

ok thread hijack happening here methinks! I'm only doing this filafs.

[scottm]

ok thread hijack happening here methinks! I'm only doing this filafs.
Let's change course then.:smiley20:

23% VAT
44% employers National Insurance Contribution
Fuel $2.20 a litre
3 retrospective taxes already this year
Annual Road Tax for 2 litre vehicle $2,200
Regular power cuts and power surges
No rubbish collection for 3 weeks
Daily strikes
Pot holes in roads getting bigger
Street lights with no bulbs
Traffic lights on main intersection out for weeks at a time
Shops closing down everywhere
Shops with display models only
A wealthy ruling / economic / social elite making more of a fortune than ever.
The most vunerable paying the price.
Remind you of anywhere in the recent past ?
I think we're back onto a moan now

[Nyala]

I'm in a wingey whiney mood tonight so don't get me started!! I had a cr*ppy shift with zero support from those in charge of the shift. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Sam Edwards]

I have the munchies after been out and drinking lastnight and my brother is not producing breakfast quick enough...LOL.
He has also spent part of the morning beating me up...A brothers job, beat up sister!!!

[boards]

my Fiance is flying to Geneva tonight... boo

[Patson]

its a Monday.... mooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn

[Sam Edwards]

I have a cold,
So NOT in the mood for work today....SAVE ME!!!!!!!!! LOL

[scottm]

I have a cold,
So NOT in the mood for work today....SAVE ME!!!!!!!!! LOL
Is that it ?

[Sam Edwards]

Is that it ?
Yip that was my moan yesterday!!! But its ok I did not die of man flu infact I am feeling much better today and even managed to go to a Zumba class and work up a sweat of note!!!
Todays moan........winter is well and truly showing itself and I dont like the cold!!!!!!!!!!!

[licorice]

I am so fed with the busses here, supposed to be every 15 minutes and I waited for 45minutes for one to turn up, stood in the pouring rain!

[Sam Edwards]

I got a offer to go out with the girls............and I am working :( not impressed. On the bright side, I dont get the hangover and my purse will not feel the damage! Result!!

[jiggs]

My wife brought the binoculars to the office to admire the view at the pool but she wont give me a turn

[scottm]

Sounds repetative but after my wife and I got hit with another emergency solidarity tax last month our company of which we are sole owners has just been hit with one as well:smiley19: Bollocks

[gertrude]

Scott!! Move to Zim!!!

Yes, I have a moan. After sitting in the "dark" (without electricity) from half six this morning until 1 pm, the zesa went off AGAIN at half six this evening.

AND...I went yesterday to pay the ZESA bill. These guys work from 8 until 12, back for lunch at 2 and close at 3. And you KNOW I arrived at 3:05!! Must be nice...

[Tricky Nicky]

Eish Gertie - don't know how you do it.

My moan for today - not in the mood for work really!!!!!

[Sam Edwards]

Im knackered...cant keep my eyes open this afternoon???

[Sam Edwards]

so board........................Talk to me.....

[zimboykie]

Howzit Sam, how you doing? Tell me about your day?

[Sam Edwards]

Well.... got up sorted Mrs X finances... (not my job) then we jumped in the car and went to the cinema to watch war horse. Cool movie... now Mrs X is watching CRAP soaps on tv. Hows your day been what you been up too??

[zimboykie]

Methinks chatroom is the place for this?

[Sam Edwards]

Im in chat.....

[pennymac]

Yes, I have a moan!
I have to attend another meeting today, I can't stand meetings.

[boards]

i capsized while running this morning and ended up tackling a fully grown tar road... I think that's moan worthy!

[Sam Edwards]

As the other carer cant come in today I am unlikley to get a decent break today MOAN!!!!!

[pennymac]

Shame Sam, that makes it very hard, it's very draining when you don't get any break at all.

I have nothing to moan about today.

[jiggs]

I bought a whole lot of new gear in SA and now there is a cyclone coming to town - Biff are you reading this coz it is your fault?

[Sam Edwards]

I want a cup of tea but cant get to the kitchen

[scottm]

Keep on getting squeezed in Broken Greece. Heating fuel has just been put up by the govt. from 1 euro a litre to 1.46. Just as the tanks at home and the business need refilling.
On the bright side, my bargain basement tickets to Harare at Easter are being upgraded to business. Now that's what I call a favour.

[gertrude]

Okay, I'll bite...SAM! Why can't you get to the kitchen?

[gertrude]

I bought a whole lot of new gear in SA and now there is a cyclone coming to town - Biff are you reading this coz it is your fault?

Not sure if it's the cyclone or not, but we have had a helluva lot of rain this week!! Am getting webbed feet....:smiley19:

[gertrude]

I want a samoosa (sp?), but can't be bothered to put the deep fryer on....

[Sam Edwards]

Okay, I'll bite...SAM! Why can't you get to the kitchen?
Because I had gone to visit Mr Chick, I have the room he has the lounge so to get to the kitchen I would have had to go into the lounge and I did not want to wake him. Its ok I got my cup of tea eventually when he woke up. LOL

[Sam Edwards]

Back at work today and coming down with a mean cold. Feel awfull AAAAAGGGgggg Im not going to be popular when I turn up coughing and spluttering...

[sprout]

Trying to do two sets of books for two different companies. I am not qualified and even I can see what a BLOODY MESS!!!! Going to take me forever AND I am doing it for free!
Remind me to stop doing "favours", especially when I have a sick kid at home...

[pennymac]

oh my goodness, doing books for free is crazy! I hope you like that person a lot!!
I've got another meeting today...seriously?? We're a company of 4, why do we need so many damn meetings?

[Sam Edwards]

Im DYING!!!! I think I caught man flu.... Seriously feel like death warmed up this morning!

[doug-g]

& I've got woman flu - aint that a Bitch !!!

I also feel like crap warmed over...
My abs are getting a good workout from all the coughing tho !

[Sam Edwards]

& I've got woman flu - aint that a Bitch !!!

I also feel like crap warmed over...
My abs are getting a good workout from all the coughing tho !
Yip we got the same lergie as I am also heading for good abs with the coughing. Trying everything under the sun to try shake it but its sticking round. Gargling with salt, Carvornia cough syrup, Beechams ultra all in one, Hot lemon and Honey drinks but this one is a hectic one.

[ozwheels]

Try a couple of tots of Scotch in your honey and lemon drink!

[scottm]

I coughed twice last week so I suppose that must be serious woman flu. Then nobody noticed and I burst into tears.

[ozwheels]

Careful!!! You'll get bitten :smiley18::smiley18:

[Tricky Nicky]

I coughed twice last week so I suppose that must be serious woman flu. Then nobody noticed and I burst into tears.

Stay away from the beer then!

[scottm]

Stay away from the beer then!
2 kids, it's the only thing that keeps the pain away

[Belladonna]

I cleared my bloody blog through my line manager, the Country Manager and the British Forces Press Liaison Officer and yet they have blocked it!!!! I even went as far as submitted the post to the BFPLO for his okay before publishing it!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!! There was no sensitive information in it and nothing that would have been in any way useful to the bloody Taliban, so what's the problem!!!!! NOT a happy bunny!!!!