Shifty
07-06-2007, 10:05 PM
So like do you ouens check out the live chess championships at the stadium?
Yussis man, what a thriller. When that dude with the blue shirt moved his Horsey to that black square I was like “No way man, that’s just insane dude”. :naughty:
And then the other dude kills his horsey with his white Rocket-Penis thing and I’m like “Whoah, jeezlike! That’s kuk hey”.:smiley3:
But then the dude with the blue shirt moves up one of his black prawns and I’m scheming “yussis the ouens just commited suicide”, because the other ouen kills the prawn with his tower thing. But then out of nowhere the blue shirt dude moves his Fag from across the board and kills the Tower and says “Check Mate”. Ha ha ha!
You should have seen the other oakies face ekse.:thefinger:
Jeezlike! You could hardly see your hand in front of your face because of all the noise from the cheering, but there again the beer might have also been the reason.
So anyway, we’re all like doing Mexican waves around the stadium and singing “One Night In Bankok” at the top of our voices, when the two contestants start arguing.
Before long a huge huge fight develops between them, and the one dude is chooning the other “My Peekachoo card beats your Squirtle” and the other dude is like “Ha ha ha! Call that a powercard? My ShaftErectus has 2 million power points and will shaft your Sluttybutt every time”. At which point the other dude bursts into tears and runs off leaving old blue shirt as the new Chess championship.
I’m telling you ouens, that was such an exciting night. I can’t wait until next year.
Yussis man, what a thriller. When that dude with the blue shirt moved his Horsey to that black square I was like “No way man, that’s just insane dude”. :naughty:
And then the other dude kills his horsey with his white Rocket-Penis thing and I’m like “Whoah, jeezlike! That’s kuk hey”.:smiley3:
But then the dude with the blue shirt moves up one of his black prawns and I’m scheming “yussis the ouens just commited suicide”, because the other ouen kills the prawn with his tower thing. But then out of nowhere the blue shirt dude moves his Fag from across the board and kills the Tower and says “Check Mate”. Ha ha ha!
You should have seen the other oakies face ekse.:thefinger:
Jeezlike! You could hardly see your hand in front of your face because of all the noise from the cheering, but there again the beer might have also been the reason.
So anyway, we’re all like doing Mexican waves around the stadium and singing “One Night In Bankok” at the top of our voices, when the two contestants start arguing.
Before long a huge huge fight develops between them, and the one dude is chooning the other “My Peekachoo card beats your Squirtle” and the other dude is like “Ha ha ha! Call that a powercard? My ShaftErectus has 2 million power points and will shaft your Sluttybutt every time”. At which point the other dude bursts into tears and runs off leaving old blue shirt as the new Chess championship.
I’m telling you ouens, that was such an exciting night. I can’t wait until next year.