Boozers

[Aboriginal]

Which nationality do you think boozes more? I used to think Zimbo's were pretty good at it but some of the Aussies can drink, ye gods. And Bundy rum too! Yugh! That stuff is Feral. Anecdotes much appreciated as examples I reckon.

Got a Canadian mate (big boozers too).Yuss nearly got deported for arguing with the pigs when I was studying a couple of years ago. Argueing over the fact that we were wearing thongs/slops in a pub and had got chucked out having been there for 5hrs already! No we wer'nt misbehaving either. Looking back it was funny. They followed us all the way home via different pubs as we were trying to make a point that we could still wear slops at other venues.Just looked like fuckwits as we got bounced from each place. Eventually called it quits but were'nt game enough to ask for a lift home hey!:smiley36: :smiley36:

[Poison]

I think us Zimbos are the biggest boozers.

[FerrariSucks]

I am going to go for the Germans, heard they are very good drinkers, but cant prove it myself right now. May have to go to the beer-fest and get back to you on that.

[TiGeR]

Zimbos are right up there...but i think i'd have to throw my lot in with the russians in Siberia...when you live in temps of -30 to -40 celsius, you HAVE to get a fair amount of voddies in you to keep things warm & toasty internally....the Irish dont do too badly either, the Saffers rate themselves as do the yanks...done the Munich oktoberfest- BIG with capital B I G! but all SO civilised as only the germans can be...

[biffon]

for general drunken misbehavior we will win hands down ... with the Poms & Aussies fighting for second place im afraid.

Especially if Shayne & Poison have anything to do with it... they misbehave even when theyre not drunk! hehe

[sally]

YES!!!! More stories!!!! come on dish the dirt.....

[Aboriginal]

Well said Sal, now how about one of yours?

I would like to know too if the late opening hours of the pubs in Yu K has made the pommies even bigger pissheads? Anyone over there that can verify anything?

Tiger love the one about Germans too! Hah ha. Civilised piss up is'nt that an oxy-moron? Guess the Germans can organise a piss up in brewery:smiley36:

I have to add the Welsh can drink a shitload too. I have a mate here that gets so bulletproof after about twenty he always gets into fights. He is on about his twentieth mobile as a result of being decked unconcious or passing out and leaving it somewhere. Also you can't understand a thing he is saying with his slurred accent. Man I have some pisshead friends. Hmmm....birds of a feather!?

[sally]

my stories are tame compaired to you boys!!

[TiGeR]

my stories are tame compaired to you boys!!

The lady doth protest too much methinks! :smiley36:

Ja, www.drunkenmisbehaviour.com (http://www.drunkenmisbehaviour.com) is DEFINITELY a Zimbo trait!

[Richard]

I would like to know too if the late opening hours of the pubs in Yu K has made the pommies even bigger pissheads? Anyone over there that can verify anything?



the pohms are still trying to guzzle the pints by closing so they are all falling over by the old closing time! they havent learnt how to pace themselves

[chantillylace]

I dunno who drinks the most but when the Russians put a 2 litre bottle of Vodka in front of every guest and then throw the caps away you know things are about to get really ugly!

[Poison]

2 litres of Vodka, My god... Things will start to get messy.. Lemon drops here we come... hahaha:whistling: :whistling:

[Aboriginal]

What the hell are Lemon Drops. Is that some kind of Kiwi saying?

[Poison]

No no. It's from Zim.
Its a shot of Vodka with lemon dipped in Sugar. So you take the shot and suck the sugar off the lemon (and don't bite the lemon)..
They are great you should try one.

[sally]

damn that sounds nice, one of the pilots has told me to buy smirnoff black label and stick it in the freezer and have a few shots, i might try that with the lemon drops!!! oh dear that could turn quite nasty!!!

[biffon]

haha - smirnoff black label is a really smooth voddies.. hardly any taste just BURN!!

[sally]

I might try some later, i have a feeling im gonna gag though, im getting too old to do the whole shooters thing!!!

[RustyBear]

Well i reckon that come new years no one else drinks more than a zimbo in kariba, can you remenber the card game poison with vodka SNUFTIES. that was the most ive ever drunk on a weekend bender i actually drank myself sober in the end

[sally]

I must say that zimbos are big drinkers!!!
Rusty, whats SNUFTIES?

[Poison]

Ya I remember that New Years. We polished of 4 bottles of Vodka and 2 of them we drank them Schnuftie styles..:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :smiley36: :smiley36:

The was alot of shots believe me..

Thats was such a good evening... One of the best New Years I have had in ages..

[chantillylace]

And pray tell ...... what are snufties!

My favourite shooter is Tequilla! I love it. Especially with oranges and sugar-cinammon instead of salt and lemon! Mmmmmmm - yummy!

[sally]

will have to try that one to, i just enjoy my vodka and coke, i know boring but its still a classic!!!

[RustyBear]

Its neat vodka shots, pretty horrible but the more you drink them they become more bearible, i guess cause you get so hammered u just cant taste it anymore

[Poison]

A schnofftie.. (Thats how you pronounce it) is a drinking the vodka out of the cap from the bottle.. Just straight vodka..

[sally]

omg, ad you guys drank 2 whole bottles like that?! damn!!! you guys are legend!!

[Poison]

Ya we were so broken it's not even funny...

[RustyBear]

Ya but we had a gas that trip, we should organize another one for this new years maybe a house boat this time.

[Poison]

Ya I agree.. I was back at the beginning of the year and there were a few guys who never went back..

[biffon]

yeah snufties is is great way to drink voddies . but i have become vodka intolerant.. neat vodka makes me retch the moment it hits my throat!



too much snufties me thinks!!!

[RustyBear]

Have you ever played the game faces, you take a snuftie and if you dont keep a straight face you carry on drinking snufties till you do keep a straight face, i advise this game is not for beginners and keep a bucket close by.

[biffon]

thats just abuse!

[RustyBear]

I know but if u wanna get drunk real quick it works lol.

[Shayne]

I cant imagine anynoe NOT pulling a face after 10 snufties. Thats just torture.

[Poison]

Ya thats nuts.
But worth a go.. hahaha

[biffon]

no im sorry thats still torture..