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10-12-2007, 03:49 PM
Q: What is the main function of the All Blacks coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the All Black backline need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the All Blacks and drug addicts have in common??
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads "New Zealand All Blacks, RWC Quarter final, 2007"
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps. They had pictures of All Black rugby players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Black rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear and a wallabies top in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer All Black rugby players.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and @r$es are interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an New Zealander at the RWC final?
A: The Ref.
How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle?
Ask any All Black Supporter
Q. What do you call 30 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The Wallabies and The All Blacks
Whats the difference between the All Blacks, Aussies and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Hear about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?
Plenty support and no cup.
Whats the difference between an all black and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldnt waste five matches
Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, police interviewing 4.5 million suspects.
Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes
Graeme Henry takes out the All Blacks for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
Henry to be replaced by Korean coach......Win Wun Soon
Why aren't All Blacks allowed to own dogs?
Because they can't hold onto a lead
An All Black fan walks into a bar with his dog just as the rugby scores come on the TV. The commentator says that The All Blacks have lost 20-18 to france in the quarter final and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"
The man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally
replies: "I dunno.... I've only had him since 1989."
What is the difference between a battery and an All Black?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is an All Black like a jailed relative?
Everyone knows about him but they don't want to talk about it
Tampax have offered to sponsor the All Blacks this year They are having a really bad period
And the difference between the All Blacks and a jumbo jet?
The jumbo stops whining after its landed.
A group of French winemakers are heading to Australia and New Zealand on a fact-finding mission today. Nothing to do with viticulture, they just want to know how to bottle it so spectacularly
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the All Black backline need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the All Blacks and drug addicts have in common??
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads "New Zealand All Blacks, RWC Quarter final, 2007"
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps. They had pictures of All Black rugby players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Black rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear and a wallabies top in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer All Black rugby players.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and @r$es are interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an New Zealander at the RWC final?
A: The Ref.
How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle?
Ask any All Black Supporter
Q. What do you call 30 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The Wallabies and The All Blacks
Whats the difference between the All Blacks, Aussies and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Hear about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?
Plenty support and no cup.
Whats the difference between an all black and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldnt waste five matches
Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, police interviewing 4.5 million suspects.
Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes
Graeme Henry takes out the All Blacks for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
Henry to be replaced by Korean coach......Win Wun Soon
Why aren't All Blacks allowed to own dogs?
Because they can't hold onto a lead
An All Black fan walks into a bar with his dog just as the rugby scores come on the TV. The commentator says that The All Blacks have lost 20-18 to france in the quarter final and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"
The man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally
replies: "I dunno.... I've only had him since 1989."
What is the difference between a battery and an All Black?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is an All Black like a jailed relative?
Everyone knows about him but they don't want to talk about it
Tampax have offered to sponsor the All Blacks this year They are having a really bad period
And the difference between the All Blacks and a jumbo jet?
The jumbo stops whining after its landed.
A group of French winemakers are heading to Australia and New Zealand on a fact-finding mission today. Nothing to do with viticulture, they just want to know how to bottle it so spectacularly