Shayne
03-29-2006, 05:33 AM
This was found in Zimbabwe's premier newspaper, The Herald!
Hallo Tete
I have a problem and ndovimba kuti muchandibatsira
ne nyaya iyi. (I hope u will assist me with my problem)
I am a car thief and dealer in Mbare, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in Mufakose and one of my sisters, who lives in
Mabvuku, is married to a gold smuggler.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling mbanje. They were financially dependent on
my two sisters, who are prostitutes at the Elizabeth Hotel. I
have two brothers, one is currently serving a non parole life
sentence at Chikurubi and my other brother is currently at
Remand Prison awaiting his sentence.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Highfield. All things considered, my
problem is this. I love my fiancé very much and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an MDC supporter??
Hallo Tete
I have a problem and ndovimba kuti muchandibatsira
ne nyaya iyi. (I hope u will assist me with my problem)
I am a car thief and dealer in Mbare, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in Mufakose and one of my sisters, who lives in
Mabvuku, is married to a gold smuggler.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling mbanje. They were financially dependent on
my two sisters, who are prostitutes at the Elizabeth Hotel. I
have two brothers, one is currently serving a non parole life
sentence at Chikurubi and my other brother is currently at
Remand Prison awaiting his sentence.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Highfield. All things considered, my
problem is this. I love my fiancé very much and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an MDC supporter??