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Shayne
03-29-2006, 05:33 AM
This was found in Zimbabwe's premier newspaper, The Herald!



Hallo Tete

I have a problem and ndovimba kuti muchandibatsira
ne nyaya iyi. (I hope u will assist me with my problem)

I am a car thief and dealer in Mbare, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in Mufakose and one of my sisters, who lives in
Mabvuku, is married to a gold smuggler.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling mbanje. They were financially dependent on
my two sisters, who are prostitutes at the Elizabeth Hotel. I
have two brothers, one is currently serving a non parole life
sentence at Chikurubi and my other brother is currently at
Remand Prison awaiting his sentence.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Highfield. All things considered, my
problem is this. I love my fiancé very much and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an MDC supporter??

TiGeR
03-29-2006, 07:25 AM
That would be hilarious if it wasnt so close to the truth in terms of the blind stupidity of Zanu PF supporters...we see it here now with the Zuma trial & other things...:smiley35:

Adam
03-29-2006, 11:34 AM
hahahahahahah!:smiley20: :smiley20: :smiley32: :smiley32: :10outof10: that is the funniest thing.

FerrariSucks
03-29-2006, 02:30 PM
Good one, what an ending

neillhinds
03-29-2006, 05:50 PM
:smiley34:
:smiley36: ha ha ha ha ha ha, nice one !!!!!! what a sasquach!!!!!:smiley32:

Poison
03-29-2006, 06:07 PM
Hahahahahahaha..........i D I O T

biffon
03-29-2006, 10:55 PM
:smiley34:
:smiley36: ha ha ha ha ha ha, nice one !!!!!! what a sasquach!!!!!:smiley32:

sasquach??? - you mean neanderthal? :smiley32: :smiley20: