Poison
03-29-2006, 11:11 AM
Who Knew "VODKA" for what it's worth...Did you know this about Vodka?
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The solvent dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The
alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates
the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps
to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refresh able ice pack for
aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavendar
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in
the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then
apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest
and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And I've only been drinking the stuff!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The solvent dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The
alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates
the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps
to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refresh able ice pack for
aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavendar
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in
the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then
apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest
and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And I've only been drinking the stuff!