Man Utd vs. Liverpool

[Springbok]

Liverpool are going to whip them:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley32: :smiley32:

[Chick]

Liverpool whipped them Frenchies last night..... great match.

Go Reds Go Reds Go Reds Go Reds Go Reds Go Reds Go Reds

[Springbok]

They did well Chick Liverpool all the way:smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32:

[FerrariSucks]

FS leaves the thread......

[Chick]

They did well Chick Liverpool all the way:smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32:


Rumour in Liverpool alert: Hot off the press: Murenio (Ex Chelsea) is being approached to coach Liverpool.

[barto11]

*yawn*

goes off to find thes14 thread...

[Chick]

thinks Barto is going to get a klup any minute now for yawning......

[Springbok]

Liverpool would pay anything to get JOSE to the club Chick:smiley20: :smiley32:

[Chick]

Liverpool would pay anything to get JOSE to the club Chick:smiley20: :smiley32:

and good looking too!!!

[Springbok]

Chick i hope LIVERPOOL DO IT EVEN IF ITS A SCRAPPY WIN:smiley32:

[FerrariSucks]

According to Bruce Groblaar's prediction, hehehe, ManU are going to win

[Peas]

L:smiley20: I:smiley20: V:smiley20: E:smiley20: R:smiley20: P:smiley20: O:smiley20: O:smiley20: L :smiley20:

T:smiley20: O:smiley20:

W:smiley20: I:smiley20: N :smiley20:

[Peas]

:thumpdown:

[Chick]

Oh well, could have been worse........ Liverpool missed a few good chances. Next time!!

[FerrariSucks]

hold on this thread is not over

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ok now it is

[Springbok]

Liverpool have got 5 champion league titles and Man utd will take 50 years or more to win 3 more titles :smash:

[FerrariSucks]

but they lost today
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Peas]

I would of so loved to use this today :(


Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

BUT I'll Settle for these...

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea

Q: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?
A: Scenery...


Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?
A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.

Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?
A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

[FerrariSucks]

put all your stats back in the top draw, I dont care how many titles, cups or whatever, all that matters today is

Man U 1-0 Liverpool (at Anfield)

[Chick]

FS - you having a good time? lol. Good jokes Peas

[Springbok]

Brilliant joke peas and FS you think you're funny:smiley32:

[sally]

he is funny!!!!

[FerrariSucks]

Brilliant joke peas and FS you think you're funny:smiley32:

I am funny when I tell a joke but this is no joke this is reality
Manchester United kicked Liverpools ass 1-0. Simple :thefinger:

[Springbok]

HA HA FS:naughty:

[Chick]

Brilliant joke peas and FS you think you're funny:smiley32:

I am funny when I tell a joke but this is no joke this is reality
Manchester United kicked Liverpools ass 1-0. Simple :thefinger:

I don't think 1-0 is an arse kicking, I think they won by only one goal - now if the score had been 3-0 or 4-0, it would have been an arse kicking. *Whatever* .... I hear you say!!