Ending in Tor

licorice · 02-03-2010, 07:37 PM

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat
things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it
doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no
tomorrow!

jiggs · 02-03-2010, 07:40 PM

Bwaaahhahaha Gaffed

pennymac007 · 02-04-2010, 06:04 AM

hmm, I bet that was hard to explain.

Mullah · 02-04-2010, 06:21 AM

Brilliant What a great one!!!! Guess she decided a man wasnt enough for her!!!

barto11 · 02-04-2010, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mullah

Brilliant What a great one!!!! Guess she decided a man wasnt enough for her!!!

Or she was just butt-ugly

Mullah · 02-04-2010, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barto11

Or she was just butt-ugly

Barto ................................. you better be careful here as I am sure there are some of our beautiful ladies on TCB who also use the machines

Tricky Nicky · 02-04-2010, 09:49 AM

igundwane · 02-04-2010, 11:00 AM

Yep the butt ugly ones .....

Tricky Nicky · 02-04-2010, 11:11 AM

Oh, and you are just an oil painting I suppose!

igundwane · 02-04-2010, 11:25 AM

Its preferable to being a Ltd Edition Print

Tricky Nicky · 02-04-2010, 11:44 AM

Preferable but not possible in your case then!

igundwane · 02-04-2010, 12:14 PM

sensitive ?

Howard Neill · 02-04-2010, 12:51 PM

We bought a vibrator for Wicked Cousin Penny. We gave the batteries to her husband, Reagh.

licorice · 02-04-2010, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Neill

We bought a vibrator for Wicked Cousin Penny. We gave the batteries to her husband, Reagh.

hahahahaha, you are sooooo evil.

Tricky Nicky · 02-04-2010, 03:23 PM

That is very cruel Howie - funny, but cruel!

Howard Neill · 02-04-2010, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricky Nicky

That is very cruel Howie - funny, but cruel!

..... and Wicked Cousin Penny could swear like a trooper .....

.

ozwheels · 02-08-2010, 05:41 AM

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?”
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asks, “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?”
The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”
She asks, “Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
Ttturrrnnn ttthe ssuma aaffabbiiiitttccchh offffff?”

Tricky Nicky · 02-08-2010, 10:11 AM

Bwahahahahahaha

pennymac007 · 02-09-2010, 04:31 AM

bwahahaah!

Azieko N'daba · 02-09-2010, 10:50 AM

very funny

02-03-2010, 07:37 PM	#1
licorice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,322 My Mood: Reputation: 92801 Points: 77,604.35 Bank: 141,267.72 Total Points: 218,872.07 Donate	Ending in Tor A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!

02-03-2010, 07:40 PM	#2
jiggs BITE ME! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Darfur Age: 50 Posts: 8,797 My Mood: Reputation: 136867 Points: 110,861.91 Bank: 202,379.79 Total Points: 313,241.70 Donate	Bwaaahhahaha Gaffed __________________ Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around

02-04-2010, 06:21 AM	#4
Mullah Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Zimbabwe Posts: 1,358 My Mood: Reputation: 96264 Points: 77,163.11 Bank: 49,457.69 Total Points: 126,620.80 Donate	Brilliant What a great one!!!! Guess she decided a man wasnt enough for her!!! __________________ The Crazy Mullah has spoken!!! Otherwise I will send the wrath upon you

02-04-2010, 12:51 PM	#13
Howard Neill The Video Man Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cape Town South Africa Age: 67 Posts: 2,074 My Mood: Reputation: 85733 Points: 112,894.02 Bank: 91,377.48 Total Points: 204,271.50 Donate	We bought a vibrator for Wicked Cousin Penny. We gave the batteries to her husband, Reagh. __________________ Howard Neill http://www.capevideos.com/ Cape Town, South Africa - Where two oceans meet

02-08-2010, 05:41 AM	#17
ozwheels Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,037 My Mood: Reputation: 133380 Points: 110,383.03 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 110,383.03 Donate	A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?” The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.” The old woman then asks, “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?” The clerk responds, “Yes we do.” She asks, “Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo Ttturrrnnn ttthe ssuma aaffabbiiiitttccchh offffff?” __________________ *I do not participate in any sport with* *amb*ulances at the bottom of a hill.

02-04-2010, 06:04 AM	#3
pennymac007 You really wanna see it? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: perth Age: 26 Posts: 4,454 My Mood: Reputation: 51056 Points: 34,129.20 Bank: 20,693.13 Total Points: 54,822.33 Donate	hmm, I bet that was hard to explain.

02-04-2010, 09:49 AM	#7
Tricky Nicky Morne Is A God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Posts: 4,830 My Mood: Reputation: 119338 Points: 100,948.69 Bank: 7,823.13 Total Points: 108,771.82 Donate

02-04-2010, 11:00 AM	#8
igundwane Poet, Scholar, Gentleman, but more often than not a complete Wag ! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leeds Age: 37 Posts: 1,601 My Mood: Reputation: 26339 Points: 7,732.16 Bank: 706,639.93 Total Points: 714,372.09 Donate	Yep the butt ugly ones .....

02-04-2010, 11:11 AM	#9
Tricky Nicky Morne Is A God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Posts: 4,830 My Mood: Reputation: 119338 Points: 100,948.69 Bank: 7,823.13 Total Points: 108,771.82 Donate	Oh, and you are just an oil painting I suppose!

02-04-2010, 11:25 AM	#10
igundwane Poet, Scholar, Gentleman, but more often than not a complete Wag ! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leeds Age: 37 Posts: 1,601 My Mood: Reputation: 26339 Points: 7,732.16 Bank: 706,639.93 Total Points: 714,372.09 Donate	Its preferable to being a Ltd Edition Print

02-04-2010, 11:44 AM	#11
Tricky Nicky Morne Is A God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Posts: 4,830 My Mood: Reputation: 119338 Points: 100,948.69 Bank: 7,823.13 Total Points: 108,771.82 Donate	Preferable but not possible in your case then!

02-04-2010, 12:14 PM	#12
igundwane Poet, Scholar, Gentleman, but more often than not a complete Wag ! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leeds Age: 37 Posts: 1,601 My Mood: Reputation: 26339 Points: 7,732.16 Bank: 706,639.93 Total Points: 714,372.09 Donate	sensitive ?

02-04-2010, 03:23 PM	#15
Tricky Nicky Morne Is A God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Posts: 4,830 My Mood: Reputation: 119338 Points: 100,948.69 Bank: 7,823.13 Total Points: 108,771.82 Donate	That is very cruel Howie - funny, but cruel!

02-08-2010, 10:11 AM	#18
Tricky Nicky Morne Is A God Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Posts: 4,830 My Mood: Reputation: 119338 Points: 100,948.69 Bank: 7,823.13 Total Points: 108,771.82 Donate	Bwahahahahahaha

02-09-2010, 04:31 AM	#19
pennymac007 You really wanna see it? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: perth Age: 26 Posts: 4,454 My Mood: Reputation: 51056 Points: 34,129.20 Bank: 20,693.13 Total Points: 54,822.33 Donate	bwahahaah!

02-09-2010, 10:50 AM	#20
Azieko N'daba Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,353 Reputation: 19644 Points: 45,480.94 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,480.94 Donate	very funny __________________ Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

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