Little Johnny - Again!

ozwheels · 02-09-2010, 06:34 AM

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Johnny.”

Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?”

Yes, the mother replied, “We are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

That’s great, said Little Johnny, “Coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses.”

Tricky Nicky · 02-09-2010, 09:37 AM

Oh Johnny, Johnny, Johnny - ROFL

jiggs · 02-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Bwaaaaaahahahaha PMSL

Doro · 02-09-2010, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiggs

Bwaaaaaahahahaha PMSL

Jiggs, so you don't remember posting this up??
http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/forums...hlight=20%2F20

Eish drinking too much??? Losing your memory??? haha

cujimmy · 02-09-2010, 11:42 PM

Still brilliant!

ozwheels · 02-09-2010, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiggs

Bwaaaaaahahahaha PMSL

Sorry Jiggsy, didn't mean to steal your thunder, however in defence of myself you posted before I was a member of TCB

02-09-2010, 06:34 AM	#1
ozwheels Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,037 My Mood: Reputation: 133380 Points: 110,380.03 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 110,380.03 Donate	Little Johnny - Again! Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, “Why, thank you, Johnny.” Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?” Yes, the mother replied, “We are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.” That’s great, said Little Johnny, “Coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses.” __________________ *I do not participate in any sport with* *amb*ulances at the bottom of a hill.

02-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#3
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